Kasumi was going around, looking for some nice guy(s).
So, next in line was Nabiki.
Ranma focussed the Great Will on Nabiki. Nabiki was not a nice person, and all she cared about was money. Well, that would change. Who to fix her up with, though? Ah perfect.
"I wish Nabiki and Kuno would suddenly realize that they're perfect for each other and the two of them would have wild sex where those two fathers could see 'em." That takes care of two problems, Ranma thought.
Nabiki looked up as she came down the stairs.
How could she not have seen it before? This person before her was her perfect mate. She loved this person more than life, even more than money. She could see that same realization in the other's eyes.
"Nabiki! My love!"
"Kodachi!"
The two fell to the floor together, clothing being stripped away as they frantically coupled.
"Nabiki, have you seen..." Akane stopped and stared.
"Akane is something," Soun came to a stop and stared as well.
"Growf??!" A large panda nearly fell over in shock as he was drawn into staring.
"Let's see, Nabiki. That leaves Akane. Who would make a good pairing for Akane?" Ranma thought aloud. "Maybe if-"
"Ranma prepare to die!"
Ranma smiled and focussed the Great Will. "I wish Ryouga and Akane would get together and Ryouga would get married to Akane. Oh, I forgot about Akari. Well, let 'im get married to both of 'em. Heh. And make it so it wasn't my fault!"
Ryouga vanished to reappear with Akari next to Akane.
Soun turned and raged at his partner in crime. "Saotome, you didn't spill any of that, did you?"
Genma leapt back, shaking his head wildly, as a splash of some substance came from the jar he was carrying and splashed across three teenagers.
Akane immediately acheived liplock with Akari. Ryouga hugged the two. "Let's get married right away!"
Soun watched his youngest run off with some guy and a girl, then looked around for Genma in time to see him sneaking off. "SA-O-TO-ME!"
Nabiki broke off her current activity, suddenly remembering a packet of "Spring Of Drowned Man" Instant Nannichuan. "Ko-chan, Mistress, I know of something to make this even more special."
Ranma considered who to fix up next. Gee this matchmaking stuff was kind of neat. He could fix up people and they'd go off and live happily ever after or something.
Ranma turned his attention to:
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