“... Akane!” Bast pronounced and pointed at the dog.
“Woof! Woof! Woo... Meow?” the newly transformed Akane exclaimed.
“Yes!” Genma cried and began to dance like snoopy. “RanmawillhavesexwithAkaneandhavetomarryherandatlastthefamilieswillbejoined!”
“Hello?” Bast asked the air retorically. “Is the idiot who trained my fiance in the cat fist trying to attract the attention of a vengeful goddess?”
“Err...” Genma paused mid celebration.
“Because I'm wondering what the divine retribution for such an act would be? Something suitably painful and permanent, I'm sure.”
“Err, Okay. I'll be shutting up now,” Genma stated, grabbed a fire bucket and dumped it over himself then waved a [Don't mind me!]-flip-[I'm just an innocent panda] sign around.
“Oh dear,” Kasumi remarked. “Didn't you even notice that we'd switched to using sand, Mister Saotome?”
“Yes,” Nabiki agreed dryly, “as someone keeps emptying the emergency water buckets, for some reason.”
A sand covered Genma fummed and scratched sand out of his gi.
“MeOW!” Akane hissed, drawing attention back to the fact that, while she was no longer a bitch, she was still not quite back to being her normal human self.
“Oh, yes,” Bast said, looking up from an Ancient
Egyptian “1001 Ways to Skin a Cat
Panda” scroll. “I have changed Miss Tendo's
curse, since I detest dogs so. Now she will become a catgirl when
she gets angry and the only way to change back is to have sex. Off
you go, Dear. Think of it as training. Dear?"
“But I don' wanna!” Ranma protested as Bast pushed him towards the angry catgirl.
“Meow!” Akane protested. “Meoww!”
“C-c-c-cat!” Ranma cried from the ceiling.
“Oh dear,” Bast sighed. “Ranma, you get down from there right this instant! Bother. This is going to take more work than I thought. I guess the only thing to do is....
(Posted Tue, 08 Oct 2002 11:32)
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