After letting his harem loose to follow Ichi-Koo to Ranma's location, Lendo had all but predicted the outcome of the fight to come. What he saw when he reached his, now hated, rival, made his blood boil! How was something like this possible?
It wasn't the entire troop of "Slutty Scouts" that had his Demon Goddess and Vampire trapped that bothered him. It wasn't those freaky cat pokegirls with their guns pointed in his general direction that bothered him. No, he could deal with that. While having a fat panda sitting on his Ichi-Koo was disturbing beyond all reality was disturbing, that wasn't what got his gall. No, none of that really got under his skin.
Why does this always happen to him? Lendo was just going to scream...
It was Minerva that was bugging him. How could anyone, A N Y O N E , drive that pokegirl to tears?
"Yeeargh!" yowled the FearLeader, as she redoubled her efforts to hit the idiot tamer who would fight a pokegirl hand-to-hand.
Deftly moving up, down, left, and right, Ranma's motions resembled that of a dancer. Twisting and turning, Ranma blurted out, "Pheh, you suck. If you can't keep up with ME, how can you fight another pokegirl?"
"Ohohoh, pretty-boy want's his face scratched up," Minerva was tiring of this game, and wasn't too pleased about her opponant's answer.
Executing a perfect backflip, Ranma tapped the back of the Fearleader's head with his foot. Grinning, Ranma added salt, "Scratch? You can't even touch me, you snail-like, flabby, Kodachi laughing, greasy-headed, useless pile of a cheerleader wannabe."
*Swish*
"Oh yeah, you could hit a turtle with a strike like that."
*Swish*
"Pheh, you can't even miss with grace."
*Swish* *Thump*
"What's this? Your secret falling down attack?"
The FearLeader lost it, she was exhausted. She had been in the pokeball too long, this trainer was somehow too good, and, what's worse, she couldn't get a word in edge-wise, "Waaaaaaah!"
Keeping an eye on the fights, Sheila began thumbing one of her grenades. She hoped that... A sound from the underbrush cought her attention. Apparantly it alerted Asrial as well, because her gun was pointed at the next intruder as well... Lendo, of coarse.
Sheila tensed, noticing the look in Lendo's eyes. The man looked possesed, and none too happy with the fights. Following his gaze, she noticed he got angrier, then saddened, and finally just flabbergasted.
"Yeeeaaaaargh!" the trainer screamed.
"You sent a POKEGIRL to track down Sextome, a known pokegirl thief? Are you a moron?!!?" Doctor Diggers asked, annoyed with the incopentance of this PokeCenter.
"Well, you know these things happen." the man behind the counter explained.
"My daughters are in danger from a psychotic trainer, and you send him ANOTHER pokegirl!??!" Dr. Diggers lowered his head in disgust.
(Posted Mon, 31 Mar 2003 09:57)
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