Face hugger bug scuttling around the vents. Heavily armed storm trooper marines wandering around without a clue. You know how it goes.
"Ekk!" Patsi cried as the critter jumped out at her. KER-SLAM! resounded the bug as her rock hard hand slammed it into a bulk head. "This ship has got space herpes!"
OMMMMINOUS HUMMMM! Elutsa's blaster began to hum ominously and lit the critter with a glow of doom from the barrel. "Damn it, Patsi, you let it scuttle away!"
"I am not letting you shoot my hand off again! Do you have any idea how much that stings?"
"You're such a cub, Patsy!" Luphi growled. "Now, where did the little sucker get to?"
"Argh! Get it away from me!" Ponia yelped as her hooves started pounding the floor around the confused bug. Leaping high the zebra girl landed on the shoulders of a robot and ordered, "Robots. Exterminate! Exterminate!"
"By your command!" the large silver droids saluted. Glowing scanners swung back and forth in their face plate as weapon barrels lifted.
"Tornado watch!" Ravvi cried as the robots began blasting away indiscriminately. "Duck and cover!"
"Crush! Kill! Destroy! There will be no survivors! Yehah!"
"Ponia, cut that out and shut those blammed things off!" Luphi roared as blaster bolts slammed passed her butt and singed her tail.
"Awww!" Ponia cried as she slid down to the floor and hugged the shiny metal figure of her mount. "Cease fire, robots! I luv these guys. I'm going to call this one Trigger.."
The critter skittered through a partly open doorway. Unable to find a nice, surprised face to lay its eggs, it did what it did best.
"Oh no!" Rumi gasped. "It's escaping into the men's showers!"
"Quick, after it, ladies," Elutsa ordered as she strode boldly where no woman was meant to go. "Damn it!"
"It must have disappeared down a drain," Ravvi observed as her blaster sights swept the empty stalls, devoid of life, humanoid or alien.
"Uh... yeah, that too," Elutsa agreed. "Fergot they evacuated these decks Erm, I mean, okay, Rummi, call up the big brass. We've sighted the enemy and it's an ugly little squid."
"I think I chipped a nail," Patsi complained as she examined her hand. "Eww, acid burns."
Okay, maybe that was not how it was supposed to go.
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