Staring at the poke-orgy before him, Ranma was just plain stunned. How could these pokegirls go from a battle to sex in mere heartbeats was just beyond him. The one dressed like a cheerleader was staring at him with puppy-eyes; his Vixxen was servicing Team Rivalsan's undersexed harem, and his own father was using Ichi-Koo for a lawn chair. Ranma had only one thought, "Why does this always happen to me?"
Ironically, Lendo was thinking about the same thing for entirely different reasons. He wasn't about to let this crime against lustiness go unpunished! NO! He was Lendo, and he wasn't going to go down without a fight! That punk Sextome may have won the battle, but he had an empty pokeball! Further, he knew that Sextome had foolishly forgotten to put a collar on his alpha!
Barely containing a maniacal laugh, Lendo bellowed, "Harem RETURN!" Then, the pokeballs he held in both hands sucked in the various pokegirls from around the combat zone. Bowing quickly, Lendo tried to grovel himself away, so he could put his plan into motion...
"Hold IT," Setsuna demanded, "Buddy, you lost that
pokebattle. Hand over a pokeball; you know as well as I that
it's required." The Slut Senshi of Pluto was
not going to let her value go un-noticed. She knew that both
Master and Mistress could claim a real alpha, and she wanted to
make sure she got one of those spots!
Freezing in his tracks Lendo had to quickly weigh his options, and the solution was clear. He would have his Meowrrl toss the empty pokeball at the skunkette while he gave up one of his pokeballs (which he could retrieve later).
"Oh, sorry," he said with a disgruntled voice. Grabbing a pokeball from his pouch randomly, he paid more attentiont to the Meowrrl in a nearby tree. "Here ya' go," he tossed the pokeball at Ranma.
The Meowrrl watched for her cue; then, set the pokeball to capture. After a moment of watching her master, she tossed the poke ball at Asrial in conjunction with the other pokeball.
Raising an eyebrow, Asrial piped in, "Thank God it didn't work!"
Smiling, the Angel, Minako supplied, "Of coarse not. You are a Salution, not a pokegirl. Press the red button to turn it off please? None of us want to end up in that jerk's harem."
Doing as asked, Asrial asked, "What about Ranma? Can he be zapped by these things?" Asrial hoped that the answer would help calm her companion's fear--as well as her own.
"Shouldn't. I don't know about illegal pokeballs, those are said to trap normal humans," Setsuna answered.
Noting Ranma's dropping shoulders, Asrial asked, "Well, we are going to see a scientist of some sort, right? Maybe he can help us?"
Pulling on his pigtail, Ranma decided to change the subject, "I wonder which pokegirl we got?"
Pressing the button, Ranma proclaimed, "Pokegirl, I SCREW YOU!" Then, he mumbled, "I hate that damned line..."
Immediately...
(Posted Wed, 02 Apr 2003 10:35)
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