"Excuse me," a voice said. "Is this the..." The newcomer, a tall, black-skinned young woman wearing a loose robe, glanced to the cat-girls and Ranma and then looked to Bast.
"Oh, hello," Bast said as she recognized Eilistraee. "Still saving yourself for marriage?"
"Bast," Eilistraee muttered in embarrassment before turning her attention to the cat-girls with the overactive hormones. She sighed and cast a quick spell that wiped over the scene leaving several cat-girls scrambling to get dressed along with Ranma.
"Ahh, you're no fun," Bast said.
"Oh be quiet," Eilistraee said, she knew the older goddess meant well, but really. The drow sighed and turned as other goddesses started to appear. "More fiancees?"
"Father's idea," Hecate muttered.
"He's an interesting challenge," Athena declared.. The present deities did a double take towards her. Athena, displaying interest...sexual interest...in anybody?
"Hey!! I saw him first!" Eris complained. That needed no explanation, Eris had been "oooing" and "ahhhing" about this chaos magnet since she first had inklings of his birth.
"Niao," Nabiki interrupted. "Miao myao riyani rrr ya?"
"I'm checking on that," Hecate said. "He has, including us, about forty-three fiancees. Hmm, familiar number there."
"Yow mi," Kasumi said.
"Rrrmio nyow Maio!!" Akane declared.
"This isn't my fault!" Ranma protested. He thought about the wish. "Well, not totally!"
"Uhh," Ryouga asked. "How do you understand them?"
"Simple," Bast said. "We're goddesses."
"And Ranma?" Ryouga asked.
"Well he had his 'positive experience' with a cat-girl didn't he?" Bast commented.
"Nyow, nyow, nyow," one of the said cat-girls laughed half-heartedly. Apparently Kodachi's knowledge had been about on par with Ranma's until about an hour ago, when both had their knowledge on the matters of sex turned upside down.
"Niyao nya nyi nwow rrri miao!" Ukyou protested.
"Oh," Bast said. "I...errr...lied...I think you're cute that way!"
"Nyiomew nyo nyim nya rrri!" Shampoo snapped.
"It's not supposed to be funny," Eilistraee said. "She's completely serious."
"Rrrrr," Akane responded. The goddesses and Ranma looked at her curiously for a while until they realized that was a growl, not a word.
"So we have one man," Hecate said. "And 43 fiancees. Sigh...this will take some work."
"Excuse me," Megumi said, still peering at the marks on her face. "Is this the Tendo dojo? I'm supposed to be on my first assignment and..."
"They don't, there's a clause in the contract saying I get to start a cat-person race."
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