"Don't worry," said Genma.
"We came back to find Ranma gone and that is all you can say?!"
"Come down. I have the perfect plan for getting my ungrateful son back."
The tears dried up and were replaced by egarness. "You do?"
"Of course I do!"
"What is it?"
"It is simple. We simply find a ship and grab a ride so that we can get to where he is. And when we find him, we'll have Akane save him this time, and he'll jump at the chance to marry her!"
"I am not marrying that jerk!" barked Akane, who'd been worridly imagining presses with electified spikes only moments earlier.
"Come on Akane," Soun said to her soothingly.
Nabiki looked up from the book where she'd been checking her accounts for the souveniers. "So you're going to go against an entire alien army with possible death squads?"
*SPLASH!* [Who, me?] read Genma-panda's sign.
"I thought so."
At first Mousse had been ecstatic that his only obstacle to the heart of his fair Shampoo was now gone, but then the disappearances had started. Attractive young ladies had vanished without a trace and only a few had been seen again. Which made him very panicked for the one he so cared for.
"Come Shampoo! We must get you someplace safe!" he told her.
"Shampoo is Amazon. No run away from danger."
"But they will come for you!"
"How stupid Mousse see that?"
"No one could ever doubt that your beauty would be a target for those villans!"
"You is spending too much time with Stick-boy."
"Uhh..."
"How bad guy supposed to find Shampoo when Shampoo looking for very important artifact?"
"Forget Saotome and come where I can protect yoooo..." *WHAM! CRASH! THUD!*
"Shampoo can take care of self. Thank very much."
"Come brother! This time, my rocket shall finally succeed in allowing me to return to my Ranma-darling's arms!" declared Kodachi.
"Why do you persist in wishing to join with that coward, demented sister? For surely he has fled so that he may hide from the righteous strength of my blade!"
"Really brother. I should think that you would realize that this is to be a rescue mission of the upmost importance."
"Certainly I do! As I have seen his disappearance, I went to finally receive my lovely Akane's love now that the foul sorcerer that was keeping her from was gone. Yet, his magicks still linger as she protested what was surely the reason for the beating of her heart. In addition, I have not seen the wonderous pigtailed girl anywhere in evidence."
"Who would care for that harlot when my dear Ranma is in danger!"
"That frail flower of womanhood is likely with that cretin Saotome and being subjected to the most heinous of alien tortures!"
"We both wish to get to Ranma before those alien creatures do him some harm?"
"Of course. It would not do to have some alien being attempt to harm one who it is the mighty Tatewakei Kuno's task to punish!"
"Then we must create the rocket that will allow us to go to where he is being held!"
*"We are sorry, but this number is no longer in service,"* went the recorded message coming out of the speaker, *"And no Miss Kuonji, NASA can not help you at this time."*
Ukyo stared at the phone handset that she was holding while:
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