Nabiki got out of the cab and just left, the driver owed her a favor and was more than happy to be out of debt to her. 'Heh, it's good to be me sometimes.' Nabiki thought with some amusement, sure nearly everyone in Nerima owed her a favor or four, but she never made them do anything serious, well some of the things she made Ranma do were bordering on serious, but she knew why he allowed her to get away with that stuff. "He's got too good a heart, I'm just glad he found someone to share it with." She mumbled to herself. As she was walking, she heard a noise that she heard whenever Happosai was around, groaning, she turned around to see, not Happosai, but a tiger-man running as if his life depended on it, and from what she heard, it did.
Tirga was not having a good day, first Sheila introduces him to her newest Kapowie ability, then her boyfriend hits him in the chin, knocking him completely out of the district. 'That kid hits nearly as hard as Julia.' Thinking back to the time she trained him. Then to top it all off, when he was heading back to rip that little shit apart he slipped in a puddle and grabbed the first thing he could to prevent falling, which happened to be a woman's rear-end, now normally this wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact she turned around, put her hands together in a diamond formation and yelled, "Happo No-Yen Return!" And blasted him with some sort of energy blast, which then sent him crashing into an iceskating rink and into a compromising situation with an extremely hyperactive girl.
Said girl started crying about how he was as bad as Mikado when a child, who was dressed like that woman who blasted him showed up and cried out, "You're being a delinquent! Happo Fifty-Yen Satsu!" He didn't know what that would do, but from the looks of things from the couple that got in the way of the attack, nothing he'd want to get hit with. He quickly got up and ran away as fast as possible, especially when he saw that Demon woman return, now both that skater, and the woman were chasing him. That Demon woman blasted him in the back and flung him into a girl wearing a leotard. O_O Who'd a thunk a laugh could be used as a weapon? But that wasn't the worst part, she snagged him with a ribbon and flung him into a girl riding a HUGE pig, now he had some sort of Demon woman, an annoying laughing girl, a hyperactive skating girl and a girl on a big pig chasing after him. Normally he wouldn't mind having woman chase after him, but these girls wanted to kill him.
Nabiki shook her head, not sure why she wanted to help this guy, but felt sorry for him. Anyone to get the ire of any Neriman female was someone to pity. Ducking into an alley, she waited until she saw him, grabbed him and pulled him into the alley while everyone else ran past. Turning she suddenly felt herself in a glomp. 'Hmm, usually Ranma gets hit with a glomp, well at least I now know how he feels.' She thought. "Alright, you can let me go now."
Tirga heard her request and let her go. "Thank you, I thought for sure they would kill me, who'd a thunk there were people like that around here?"
Nabiki smirked, obviously this guy wasn't from around here. "So what's your story? Why were they chasing you?"
Tirga sighed and told her everything from when he arrived in Japan, 'After all she saved me, the least I can do is tell her what happened.' When he was done, Nabiki was holding her sides trying to control her laughter. "This, heh, kind of stuff, haha, usually only, heehee, happens, har har, to Ranma, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
After a few more minutes of laughing, Nabiki turned serious, "Do you know where Ranma and this Sheila person are staying right now?"
"Yeah, I remember, in fact after I lost those four I was going to head over there."
"Riiight, whatever. So lead the way Tiger-man."
"Tirga how come you're in your hybrid form?"
"Hybrid form? What is he talking about Tirga?
"Heh, heh, well you see. . ."
"OH MY SON IS SO MANLY!!"
*QUE MOTHERLY HUG OF DEATH*
See other episodes by Philip Weigel
(Posted Mon, 07 Apr 2003 03:30)
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