Lamp Of Mihoshi: "Oh, Yes! It's..." (Kami-Sama facefualts! *Oh, NO!*) [Episode 40036]

by CrystalBlaze

Mihoshi just parroted what she was being told un unheard voices, of course. "Nono, it's a total fusion of capabilities, although I'm told that the way you people react to things, any benefit to Ranma is usually challenged and negated.. What's that about?"

Nabiki simply winced, then fessed up, as she never really lied to anyone, much less to a powerful and seemingly ditzed-out Djinni. (Mihoshi being just that)

"I'd say it's the fact that this whole town seems to come down on Ranma to keep him as the convenient scapegoat for the Chaos that focuses on him.. and I took advantage of it recently, to keep the Dojo afloat. You see, with all the repair bills that my *DEAR* Sis creates and all the food that %$#^%#$^ing Panda eats, and Ranma's own food bill, we're broke, always broke, and I.. I stuck my nose in, in efforts to prevent the marriage of the poor sap and my Psycho-Sis. I sold the location and time to all his fiancees."

"That's horrible! Ranma's a sweetie!" Nabiki just sweatdropped, then shot back defensively "Sweet, yeah, but also arrogant, ignorant, and uneducated!" Mihoshi just shrugged. "That's just how he was raised... right?" This time it hit Nabiki hard, that her hatred of Genma (understandable, that) Had basically transferred onto Ranma, far more than was fair.

Before she could speak though, Mihoshi added "But I think he'll understand.. Merger/Templating is about done, and it should undo most of that, with ... ..Gee, who'dve thought HE'D be crossed in with Ranma?"

As the Light died down, allowing Nabiki to see the expression on Ranma's face, rather than just his unnaturally relaxed posture, she asked with a near-pleading tone "Who?"

• "Simon Templar!" Nabiki got a sinking feeling, but still was grinning, as the Saint, now Ranma, could outcon just about anyone. (Hey, given Nabiki's life to date, I figure she'd be a fan!)
• #Jean Grey.. Figures that it would involve others getting confused as to my Gender#
  Nabs sweated, as that was not audible, but she understood it, it was in Ranma's 'voice', and all, but she definitely Grinned back on seeing just how the telepathic Martial Artist was checking out her bod.
• "Umm.. Bond, James Bond, I think." Nabiki was cool outside, but freaking inside. James Bond might be regarded as a silly lad to those that watched the Moore movies, but the fact remains that he's a highly skilled ASSASSIN and spy!

  "Oh.. Shit."

• "Yami!" Nabiki looked.. Yup, there's the Millenium Puzzle. She went to BED, as what followed was gonna be messy, consoling herself that at least it wasn't a Power Ranger.
• "Oh.. Wow!" Nabiki was going to turn and ask again, but Ranma's soft, even voice beat her to it, saying "Jedi Master Luke Skywalker" as he inspected his Lightsaber for damages.
  She promptly fainted
• "I think you'd better see for yourself!" Nabiki does so, soon as you write it in yourselves, or Restart or whatever. Heck with Humor, this is Your Slot.

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(Posted Wed, 16 Apr 2003 19:13)

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