(---BEGIN FLASHBACK---)
It is five years ago. The, (then thinner) Jusenkyo Tour Guide steps out from his hutt. He stretches. "Looks like it shall be another beautiful day in Jusenkyo."
The Jusenkyo Tour Guide was happy. It was 12 years since someone had been cursed by Jusenyko. The last case was when some old man was bathing a new-born child in the 'Spring of Drowned Werewolf riding Tiger while carrying Jellyfish and Harpy'. Boy, was THAT ever a mess...
"Still not as bad as the name the boy got though." He couldn't help but wonder why that strange elderly man had named the boy as 'Pantyhose Taro'...
The Jusenkyo Tour Guide's train of thought weas broken however as he heard three people screaming, which was followed shortly by a sneeze. The Jusenkyo Tour Guide watched what was going on with awe. An elderly wererat, who looked like he had some sort of cold, was using his magic to levitate three wererats above a spring which had yet to be cursed.
*ACHOO* "You boneheads..." *SNURK* "Have..." *ACHOO* "Caused be grief for the last time!" Gothwrain then took a handkerchief to his nose and blew into it.
"But sir, it was just a &$%@in' common mistake! Ain't no &#$%in' reason to get your *&@#in' boxers in a bunch Lord High Elder Gothwrain!" Lionel McKraken said.
"Yo, like, be quiet Lionel!" A female wererat named Monica Riche said. "He's like, really angry this time u' know!"
"We're doomed..." The second female wererat named Juliet Ellis said. "Doomed, doomed, doomed..."
"WILL YOU THREE SHUT UP!?" *ACHOO* Gothwrain sneezed again. *SNURK* "You three released that mutated cold virus in my lab. You fools, it was to be used to kill off the werecats!" Gothwrain then wiped his runny, puffy eyes. *ACHOO*
"So, you lost that $#@%in' special virus, I mean, BIG #@$%IN' DEAL SIR! YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER!" Lionel insisted.
"I kno-CHOO!" Gothwrain sneezed. *SNURK* "but the point is this is about the forteenth time in the past three days that yo-CHOO!!" *SNURK* "That you three have botched up my work. IT MUST END!"
And with that, the three wererats screamed as Gothwrain's magic pushed them down into the spring...
"$#%#%@$@&#@^@@*&%#$%@#$$@#@#@!!!" Lionel kept on swearing as he went down.
(---END FLASHBACK---)
"Yes. Very tragic story..." The Jusenkyo Tour Guide said.
"Ms. Diggers, please be quiet! Other's a still taking the test."
*Blushes* "Sorry Professor..."
Somewhere, three young wererats get the feeling their 'savior' has arrived.
"STAY STILL AND DIE AS HONORABLE THIEF!"
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