Restart/Return to Bet: Other Choices for Fathers [Episode 40530]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

Jesus smiled. "And I made up for it, what you expect from a man raised among men? I just never SINNED about it, is all."

It came without warning, and full of perseverance...

*WHAP*!

"OW!!!" Jesus cried as he grabbed the back of his head where he had gotten hit with a fist. "What did you do that for, Bast?"

Bastet levelled a glare at Jesus. "I know you're new at this, being a younger god, or Prophet figure in your case... But you really should think things through before settling on who you wanted!"

"Eh?" Jesus asked, Rather confused and wondering what Bastet was getting at.

Toltiir deced to butt in, "What she means is, that you can do anything you want with this. But you should really, really, REALLY think things through before settling on just ONE single person for Nodoka. I mean, Dr. Henry Jones Jr. is not a bad choice. However, you could have ANYONE be Ranma's true biological father."

"Correct." Bastet agreed. "Dr. Jones is not a bad choice, but there are many other good choices. While Indiana may have been a natural reaction, there are still many, MANY others that I'm sure would love to give Nodoka a rather hot time in the sack for her honeymoon..." Bastet finished with a rather feral, mischievous grin.

"Indeed..." Toltiir said. "I think that this try isn;t all that bad... But you should reconsider who you want as the man to claim Nodoka and become Ranma's biological father... There are just so many choices..."

Jesus sighed. "Okay, okay, I get the message..."

Toltiir smiled. "Now, take your time. And then honestly come to a decision. Who do you think would do best to get Nodoka in the sack on her wedding night, AND be Ranma's real father."

Jesus nodded his head. Taking some time, Jesus honestly weight the options he knew. Finally, he said, "All right, I know what to do."

"Great!" Bastet said. "What do you want."

Jesus smiled, "Well, as for the one who gets Nodoka, I think it should be:

• Indiana Jones! I still like that coupling! He'd be a good father to Ranma..." (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
• Dr. Theodore Diggers. After living alone and celebant because his wife was cursed, he finds himself easilly bedded after travelling to Japan to meet with an old friend... Who also happened tpo be a friend of Nodoka's..." (Gold Digger.)
• Terry Bogard! After losing Lili and Sulia, he NEEDS to get laid." (Fatal Fury/King of Fighters)
• Captain Steve Rogers. After what Japan went through because of World War 2, there should be strong relations between Japan and the USA... So how about a hero combining BOTH cultures?" (Marvel Comics.)
• Xerxes. While on a trip to get medicines and some tech for his tribe, the Leader of the Werecheetah clan gets himself a little nookie. Heh. I wonder how Britanny Diggers will react finding out she has a little brother..." (Gold Digger. Heh. Couldn't help myself...)
• Something Else?

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(Posted Sat, 19 Apr 2003 03:24)

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