Sighing Theo reclined back onto a chair. He had a pile of mail on his lap as well that he brought up with him. He looked over letter after bill, until he came across a post-card of a panda against a bamboo backround. He read it over and smiled a bit. Theo chuckled to himself. "At last. Ranma is coming..."
Theo ran over to the intercom console. He had to tell his daughters about this!
(------)
Gina groaned as she watched some work-bots move around the lab cleaning debris. She looked over at the newest addition to her family. "You know Brianna, you could have been a bit more respectful of your surrroundings when trying to take us out."
Brianna blushed a bit. "Sorry. When I was still under control of the curse, I was only kind of thinking about blowing you all to bits."
Britanny, (who had NOT been taken by Tanya because Theo entered the room moments before Tanya entered) just sighed. She was still a little sore, after beeing hit with a stun-baton by Tanya, but she was getting better. "Well, you're better now at least, right?"
"Yeah." Brianna said. "And I am still sorry about hurting you, Britanny."
"Don't be." Britanny said. Smirking a little she said, "Gina was the clutz that got me!"
"Darn it Brit, I was tripped!" Gina said.
It was then that Genn broke into the conversation. "If I might say something in Gina's defense..." Genn began. "She was only trying to diffuse the situation."
Gina smiled at Genn. "Thank you, Genn."
It was then that the intercome turned on. "Girls."
Gina walked over to the intercom and pressed a button. "Yeah, dad?"
"Are Britanny and Brianna down there with you, Gina?" Theo asked.
"Yeah dad, we're all down here." Gina answered.
"Good. I need you all to come upstairs. Meet me in the living room. I have an important announcement to make." Theo said. And then the intercom on his end went off.
Gina took her finger off the button on the intercom console. "Well girls, we better get upstairs. Dad has something to tell us."
(------)
Bastet blinked her eyes once, then twice. "You're engaging him to the Diggers girls?"
Jesus nodded his head. "Why not?"
"Well for one thing, their libidos might kill him." Toltiir said.
Bastet nodded her head. "Well, at least no one can accuse him of being a pervert in this time line."
"Darn right, Bastet." Jesus said. "With girls that are really perverted, there's no way that they can use such an insult against Ranma to make him feel bad, OR try to use it for leverage as reason to beat him up."
"I don't think they'd beat him up anyway." Toltiir said.
"Still, better safe than sorry!" Jesus said.
"Speaking of Ranma..." Toltiir said. "Where is he?"
"Well, let's look into the Srying Pool and find out..." Jesus said.
(------)
It was still a bright and sunny day in Atlanta. It wasn't a peaceful day though. Literally bounding through the streets were two people. A pig-tailed boy in a Chinese red silk shirt and black silk pants, and an old, bald, glasses-wearing man in a white gi.
Yes. Ranma and Genma have reached Atlanta, Georgia!
Both martial artists leapt at each other from the roofs of parked, (and moving) cars, mailboxes, parking meters, and heads of passer-bys. All the while, they were trading blows.
"POPS!" Ranma growled out. "WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, GETTING ME ENGAGED WITHOUT TELLING ME!?"
Genma ducked under a leaping kick and tagged his son in th back with an elbow strike. "Foolish boy! It is honor that you marry a Diggers!"
"To hell with that!" Ranma said as he got back onto his feet from a roll. "Damn it, first the Neko-ken, then the curse, all that other crap in China, AND NOW THIS!?" Ranma yelled.
Genma's eye twitched. "If I didn't know better, I'd say you were bitching like a woman!"
Ranma sneered. Oh was he EVER going to kick his old man's ass! Ranma and his father leapt at one another trading blows. Ranma groaned as his old man got quite a few good hits in. Both seperated, Ranma breathing a little heavilly, and Genma looking smug.
"So boy, now do you understand who your better is?" Genma asked, his hands folded over his chest. "Now come on! Stop wasting time! We have to get to the Diggers'!"
Ranma growled. Oh no. He was NOT going to allow himself to go quietly. He smiled internally as an idea came to him. He pointed at the ground. "LOOK! A QUARTER!"
"Quarter!?" Genma asked and started looking. "Oh, it must have fallen out of my-"
*CRACK*!!!
And Genma was sent flying backwards into a shop window, due to the force of the snap-kick Ranma connected to his head.
Ranma made a showing of dusting off his hands. "Well, now that that's settled, I'm going back to China now. SO SUCK ON THAT OLD MAN!"
As Ranma turned to walk, he only made it about three steps before his world went dark.
Genma was breathing heavilly, and holding an uprooted stop-sign. "Foolish boy..." Genma grumbled. He threw Ranma over his shoulder, and started carrying his unconscious offspring off to the Diggers residence.
(------)
Bastet blinked her eyes once, then twice. "Well now, that certainly sucked for him."
"Indeed. Lots of abuse." Toltiir agreed.
Jesus shrugged. "That's Genma for you."
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(Posted Thu, 17 Jul 2003 18:31)
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