Ryoga was concentrating on that evillest of Tamers. The man that mad a mockery of all things decent, and tried to bring the world down around him. "Sextome..."
Growling, Ryoga thought of ALL that bastard Sextome had done. The two grew up in the Edo League together as neighbors. That no good Ranma was a bully from day one, picking on Ryoga and stealing his lunch money. And then the two, as most thought they would, became rivals in catching Pokegirls... Which ended with Sextome stealing MOST of Ryoga's Pokegirls... "Akane..."
Although, if Ryoga really thought about it, he'd realize that Ranma HAD beaten him in PokeBattles before hand... And since he had little money, he had to surrender a Pokegirl to the one who had defeated him in PokeBattle.
But still, this left Ryoga disgruntled. He worked hard to be a Tamer. He had collected and trained himself a decent-sized Harem, a Growlie, a Tomboy, a Goth, (Cheerleader sub-type) a Pidgy, and his most recent catch, an Amazonchan. Yet, through all his years of being a Tamer, he was still nothing compared to the might of Sextome.
Sextome, who seemed to have Pokegirls fall in his lap...
Sextome, well-known Tamer of the Edo, Blue, Indigo, and Crescent Leagues...
Sextome, master at Pokegirl raising and evolution...
Sextome, owner of the Tomboy, Akane Tendo...
Sextome, the man who basically made Ryoga seem totally insignificant to the masses...
Sextome, who, even as a thief, is still getting more of a fan-base than Ryoga could ever hope to attain!
And now, as Ryoga tried his hardest to get back at Ranma... To make him known the hell he had gone through... Ryoga literally teamed up with Team Rivalsan at one point, in hopes of getting his vengeance upon the pig-tailed menace.
And STILL, Ranma Sextome came out ahead of everything! No matter what Ryoga did, he always ended up looking like a jackass!
"SEXTOME! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Ryoga screamed out at the top of his lungs. A few Bird-type Pokegirls flew out of the trees as this happened.
Bess looked over at her master and raised an eyebrow. "Is Master okay?"
Hearing his Pokegirl call out to him, Ryoga calmed down slightly and acknowledged his Growlie. "Oh, sorry Bess... Uh, where are we going?"
Bess sighed. "Master should buy a map... But at least Master Have Bess to show Master the way. Master, we heading to Amber City, like you told Bess to take you to!"
"Ah! Yes!" Ryoga said, remembering he had ordered his Growlie to take them to Amber, after he couldn't find Team Rivalsan. He sneered lightly and grit his teeth. "I just know we'll find Sextome there! The bastard is heading north, and Amber is one of the two cities before the land-bridge between the Amythest and Blue Continents."
Bess looked at Ryoga critically. "When Sxtome is beaten, then will Master forget about Akane and become peaceful Tamer?"
"No." Ryoga said. "I'm sorry Bess, but we won't be done after I finally beat that bastard, Ranma. I've got to show the world, I'm better. Then I'll head back to the Tendo Pokegirl Breeding Ranch, and take what is rightfully MINE!!!"
Bess sighed and shook her head. "Master should calm down. Stress not good for Master's heart."
Ryoga just growled. "Damn Ranma..."
And so, Ryoga and Bess continued to travel... Until they were lifted up in the air in a net, having stepped in a trap. "WHAT THE HECK!?"
"Sorry Master!" Bess cried out. "Trap hidden in dirt, Bess no see!"
It was then that many Pokegirls in clown make-up stared coming out of the forest, carrying unicycles, since they couldn't ride them well on the grass. "A bunch of clown Pokegirls?" Ryoga asked.
"Master! It's the Unicycle Gang of Amber city!" Bess squealed out in fear. This bunch of Harlequins were known for their sheer brutality
Ryoga growled. "I'm not afraid of them! They're all just a bunch of weak Pokegirls! I eat Pokegirls like them... For... Breakfast..." Ryoga trailed off, as soon a someone arge started coming through the forest. Ryoga practically wet his pants at the sight.
It was what could be assumed to be this group of Pokegirls' Tamer. An insane, sick, homocidal sonuvabitch. An insane Tamer that was said to have been put to the electric-chair and survived. A man who had an affinity for clown make-up and heavy firearms and explosives...
"Sweettooth..." Bess whimpered, as the insane clown Tamer chuckled evilly.
Once again, Ryoga decided to make his thoughts known, no matter how unimportant or inane...
"SEXTOME! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Ryoga screamed up to the heavens, at the injustice of him all.
GROWLIE, the Puppy Pokegirl
Type: Semihuman
Element: Fire
Frequency: Uncommon (Crimson, Indigo)
Diet: near human diet (omnivore, but mostly fish and nuts)
Role: originally tracking and frontline, make excellent pets
Libido: High
Strong Vs: Bug, Fire, Ice, Plant, Steel
Weak Vs: Ground, Rock, Water
Attacks: Flamethrower, Ignite, Growl, Slash, Bite
Enhancements: Increased strength and sense of smell, High endurance and loyalty
Evolves: Growltit (Fire Stone)
Evolves From: Goth (Sarcastic Goth sub-types only; Fire Stone)
Growlies make good pets as they are loyal to a fault. Unless you don't leave very much, it's not recommended to have only a single Growlie as the family pet as they require lots of love and attention. Another pokegirl is recommended as the Growlies can then occupy themselves by 'playing' with the other pokegirls. They are very competitive with any and ALL amorous or lustful pokegirls.
It's strongly suggested that you _not_ have any of the Domina-type Pokegirls, though. Growlies and Domina-types do NOT like each other.
HARLEQUIN, the Trick-Mistress Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Psychic/Dark
Frequency: Uncommon Diet: human style food
Role: entertainers, practical jokers
Libido: Average to High
Strong Vs: Poison, Psychic
Weak Vs: Bug
Attacks: Foresight, Quick Attack, Flash, Blur, Hypnotic Gaze, Call Me Queen
Enhancements: Enhanced Hearing and Eyesight (x4), Agility
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Trixie (normal)
Harlequins are very similar to their pre-evolved form, Trixie. They share their love for practical jokes, and mischief, but go to no ends to pull the best jokes they can. Their clothing remains similar as it as when they were a Trixie, though more sexual, and with less make-up.
Harlequins tend to enjoy watching the chaos caused by Trixies and other Harlequins, often calculating and coming up with bigger jokes than her sisters. It has been reported that Harlequins and Trixies have been seen together rigging up huge practical jokes, with the Harlequins usually ordering the Trixies.
On All-Fools’s Day, Harlequins have been reported to disappear from Harems, generally with the reports of huge jokes, or chaos ensuing moments before their return. In a battle, if two Harlequins face each other, there is no way to tell where the match will lead. In some cases, it has been seen that the two girls go at each other with all the tricks they know, and end up having a huge tickle-fight to end it.
There is only one thing to say about having a Harlequin in your Harem. Your life will never be the same again.
See other episodes by Red Priest of the 17th Order
(Posted Fri, 27 Jun 2003 01:24)
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