"Dddon't wor-r-r-ry my lit-t-t-ttle smur-r-r-rfs," chattered the tiny blue humanoid in red hat and pants. "I'l-l-l-l hav-v-ve us t-t-t-oast-t-ty war-r-rm in n-n-n-no t-t-time."
"Quite with the jabbering and make with the bipity bobbity boo!" chastised the anchient blue humanoid in gold pants and hat. "We're freezing our tails off here ya young whippernapper."
"Hur-r-ry P-p-pap-p-p-ppa sm-mur-rf!" cried the female in the short daisy-print skirt. "We'r-r-r-re not-t-t-t dr-r-r-ressed for-r-r- th-h-h-hiss kind of-f-f-ff weat-ther-r-r!"
"Smur-r-r-rfet-t-t-tte, Smur-r-r-rfet-t-tte," chittered the young male in glasses, "I'm-m-m sur-r-r-re Pap-p-p-p-ppaa Smur-r-rf-f kn-now-w-ws what-t-t-t he's-s doing-g-g. Her-r-re Pap-p-ppa Smur-r-rf-f, let-t-t me giv-v-ve you a hand-d-d!"
"Nooooooo!" screamed the rest of the freezing blue humanoids.
"SNICKERSNAAAP!" clicked the inner jaws of the chitinous alien.
"Oh no! Brainy's been eaten by a horrible icky monster!" cried the female.
"YAE!" cheered the rest as they started to run as fast as their big frozen feet could carry them.
"Well my little Smurfs, it looks like we won't freeze to death after all," the elder in red commented optimistically.
"Oh, that's smurfy," the female muttered distractedly.
"That's because we're all going to be eaten!" the eldest commented sarcastically.
"I hate being eaten!" summarised one of the others.
"Don't eat me, Mr. Monster!" pleased a vane one. "I'm too smurfy to die. Take Greedy, he's got callories to spare!"
"This is it, then?" one of them remarked. "So we're all going to die? Smurfette, I can't die with out telling you that I don't ha..."
"Yae! We're saved!" cried the little blue humanoids as they collapsed with releif.
"... I hate it when that happens," concluded the confessor grumpily as he came to a stop and turned to look at their saviour.
"We're saved by.... by.... some kind of big cat doggy thing," the elder in red observed. "What kind of creature is that?"
"I don't know," the elder in gold commentted. "But, by Jimminy, its sure making fast work of that bug eyed monster! Ahem, now that we're all warmed up by that fright, I suggest we all high tail it outta here before that there critter decides to have us for dessert!"
"Don't worry, Grandpappy," a younger female cried sassily, "I'm sure that its a smurfy doggy."
"It is k-k-kind of smurfy," the older female observed as the beast sniffed curriously in her direction. "Nic-c-ce dog-g-gy!"
The rest of the humanoids watched in horrified awe as the two females began to placate the beast. They patted its nose, stroked its whiskers and let it bathe them with its enormous tounge.
"He likes us," the younger female cried, as slobber iced up her red hair. "He really likes us."
"I know, let's call him Fluffy!" the older female cried happily as she snuggled into the soft, warm, white fur.
Then a metal can monster glided around the corner. The humaoids cried in fright until they noticed that it was had a large chunk ripped off of it and there were smurfs inside.
"Pappa Smurf! Pappa Smurf!" cried the pilot as he waved a spanner for attention. "Look at what we did!"
"I know, let's all sing the Smurf Song!" the blonde cried ditzily. And on that note we go....
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