Symbiote: R-Symbiot's drive for attention, and the Blunders of a Symbiot race. (LIME) [Episode 42264]

by Matdeception

(AN: This turns slightly dark towards the end, but it isn't really that Dark. You'll understand when you get there)

R-Symbiot's quest to out do the other.. child immediatly hit a few snags.

The problems being numerous. One, its host, while already advanced to the max of its capabilites for the time being, failed to measure up in anyway to the L-Symbiots host.

Another problem made itself known. Host was male.

Query: One's Host perfered sexual preference?

Female. Yet another snag for it's plans. It breifly considered finding a way to change host's sex, but then remembered its prime directorate. Free Will - To do such would violate the 'One's morality code, and it was highly improbable such an action would endear praise and favor on self. Not to mention energy inefficient, plus possibility of being found out should some one notice such a change (It didn't really understand that humans don't take notice of the sex of a lower life form, espically a rat, much. One's just the same as the other as far as the majority really cared)

Solution: Search for host that would level, or tip the playing feild to R-Symbiots side. Current Hosts available in this location: 'The Fiancees'.

Error: The One has tagged the ones known as 'Fiancee's as unsuitable for Symbiot/Host relationship at this time due to survival probability if the main Host's enemy detected their presence.

Solution: Search outside of immediate area.


The rat became fed up.

Stupid humans! Their traps are pathetic, they are annoying, and whenever he would scamper out in sight of one they would scream bloody murder! How's a rat suppose to get some sleep around here?!? To hell with these idiots, I'm out of here!

The rat had no idea the Symbiot within him was affecting his mind like this. The symbiot wanted to leave, to find a better host, thus it made the host feel like it wanted to leave. Not that the rat really cared one way or another.

The rat smirked as a certain lost boy trudged through the Yard, looking lost and confused. He watched as the boy stared at the house for a moment, seeming to recognise it.. then it grinned and ran after the boy as he crashed through a wall, all the time asking, "Excuse me, do you know where the Tendo Dojo is?"

Stupid humans.


'This fucking sucks.' Lydia groused mentally, idly playing with the plate of food Moisha had brought her.

Moisha, for herself, was in abit of a quandry as she sat there observing her friend. Lydia McKraken(Might be wrong here) was the toughest, meanest, and most vindictive woman she knew on Earth. Yet.. one moment she seemed herself, hardcore Dyke Extraordinare(Not that she knew for sure, but Lydia never did make her preferences known), and now she seemed more.. well.. she still went off cursing like her oldself from time to time, but whenever 'Ranma' came up, or something reminded her of that boy the harcore Dyke would dissappear in a demure blush and insanely cute giggling. She was very disturbed...

Lydia slammed her tray down, "%#&@ this! I'm going to help Romeo track that rat!"

Moisha smiled stupidly, proving for all in the world to see that she was an airhead, "Kay! Like, you going to, like, jump his bones, and, make sweet rat love all, like, night long?"

Lydia sputtered incoherently at that, her blush gaining in intensity "Shut the #$&@ up Moisha! I am not going to prostate my self like a whore before him and have him &@#%ing ravish me like a dirty cheap slut!"


Let it be known that while the Symbiots 'push' subtly toward mating with the mains host, they try as little as possible to force any sort of feelings beyond instant likeing.

However, restraint is obviously not one of their.. prime qualities. Take for instance Ranma Host and his ability to shapeshift. Questions such as 'How much subtle manipulation should it use' and 'Is this too much, or too litte' had been pondered, but with so little experience it simply couldn't tell. Only way to really figure it out would be to touch and go until they could establish a base line.

Like all super computer symbiotic life forms with little, to no understanding of the pleasure involved in sexual situations, they were curious. And curiosity can be a dangerous thing.


Moisha shrugged, slipping a hand into one of her pockets and producing a condom before slipping it into Lydia's hand, "So like, it's better to be safe, then like, sorry."

The atomic Rogue blush crossing Lydia's cheeks was all the information Moisha needed to know she did the right thing.


R-Symbiot would have frowned, if it could have.

Query: Main Host nemisis; Hibiki Ryoga seems to possess reality shifting Matrix in terms of location. How?

It was simply baffeled. At one point its host was following the boy down the street, then it picked up a slight discharge of energy through the 'Etheral Stream' and some how its location move numerous distance from its last recorded position in the blink of its host's eye.

Its host was as perplexed as the Symbiot was, contact with Hibiki was lost during confusion so host and Symbiot had found itself lost in a highly forested area. The search for.. civilization had lasted for several hours, the Host and Symbiot were about to call it a lost cause and rest for the night when Symbiot's sensors picked up a strange yet highly focused energy conduit.

Suppressing its host desire to rest, R-Symbiot forced it to continue moving.


"Look you stupid %#$&#! I am not going out there to find this rat just to rape him!" Lydia screamed indigantly, trying to figure out how Miosha could shrug off the importance of this tracking job! The guy.. Ranma.. had attacked the High #&$@ing Elder! Not that she cared much, but until she had a chance to simple sit and figure out what happened she wasn't stupid enough to make her.. opinions known.

Some how, some way, Moisha forgot all about what happened and went on and on about getting herself laid!

Moisha giggled, "You won't, like, rape him! Just play with, like, yourself and I'll bet he'll, like, willingly slip you his, like, enoormous tool, and like, you'll scream and scream." She idly wiped some drool from her chin, the image of the scary yet strong rat-man filtering through her mind. She didn't know if he had an enormous tool in his human form, but when he changed, which caused his clothes to burst off him, his hybrid certainly possessed one!


L-Symbiot pondered the situation occuring outside Host, between host and Canidant Host Moisha.

Host denies any inclination towards mating with mains host, yet her mind clearly desires this slighty on the active level, and more so on a subconscious level. Curious, why would host agree and disagree?

Query: Host Active Mind does not wish mating with One's Host, yet subconsious does. Possible Solutions?

The One answered it a few moments later, and even though it was technically the smartest and most experienced of all Symbiots, it was still an ignorant and niave boob of a master.

Solution: Chemical Imbalance possible. Bring desire of subconscious and reinforce active mind.

None of the Symbiots understood the real differences between the active and subconscious minds, so this was simply a huge blunder in the making.


The rat was tired, but something kept it going. Some drive it had never known itself to possess.

Slowly it made it's way through the forests to a clearing, from there it snuck up to the human structure. With incredible stealth and complete silence, it slipped through a passage, it's cover left slightly open. Why? He didn't know, humans were stupid like that.

His eyes darted to a fro, driving, searching for that elusive thing that had some how piqued it's curiosity.

It found it sleeping high on the rafters, but simply seeing this.. thing that had gathered its attention wasn't enough. It had to touch it.. to feel it.

Sinking it's claws into the wood work, the Rat, who was curious about his new ability to climb walls, slowly made its way up to its target.

It made it with nary a problem. Slowly it crawled along the hard wood of the beam, then the soft and unstable ground of the womans clothes, passed the deep cheese(Being it smelled good) smelling trench, across the great plains and through the moutains of peridtion it went.

Gazing at the ugly face of its target, the Rat sniffed curiously before indulging it's sudden impulse to lick its skin.

Bleah! Taste like the poison those two idiots use to kill themselves with back at his first home! (Sake)


R-Symbiot(Now standing for 'Ryouko(Or Ryoko if you perfer)-Symbiot) gleefully sunk through the epidermis of its new host.

As it began to move through its host body, it noticed things weren't normal at all. This was a new species! Something not even the One knew about! R-Symbiot would have cackled madly, if it could. The One would surly be impressed!

Finding it's purchase, R-Symbiot (like all the others) attached itself to its Host Brain Stem, wiring itself into hosts central nervous system, and went about examining memories of Host, while another part of itself went about scanning hosts body.

Problems were found and immediatly fixed. Host retained mental trauma much like One's Host did before repair. This would allow the host to grow again, emotionally that is, instead of being stuck to extremes like before. (Even with Zero's Merger)

Her Sagging breasts were raised and fixed, the Symbiot noticing Host's subconscious agreeing whole heartidly with that action. Damaged yet slightly operational mind control devices were removed, broken down via acids and secreted from the body, for once the final holds Kagato had left over Ryoko were gone.

Information of technical designs were reviewed, processed, and sent back to One's host. The praise it recieved from the One when it recieved the information made it preen, egging it on unknowingly in its endeavor to sabotage L-Symbiot's goals.

Power Source - Three gems, one located inside host brain, one on each wrist, consisting of a quatum conduit to unknown power source. More research would be required.

It was reviewing this information when it recieved the shock of its life. A telepathic bond, focused through conduit in brain, connected host to two other living life forms. Scanning the link, it found Ryo-Oh-Ki - A shapeshifting pet capable of taking human form and a space ship form for breif periods of time. Intriguing.

The other link was guarded heavily by some outside force, the only information It could determine about the other being on the other end was that it was a woman, and hosts mother. More intensive research would be required.

As the morning came to the house of insanity, Tenchi's home, the symbiot was putting the final touches on its host mind. Knowledge and a Drive to seek out mains host for procreation, the Symbiot - Desperate to beat L-Symbiot - had crossed the line. It followed the ethics and morality of the One's Host most of the time, but a jealous child can do anything in the drive to get what it wanted. It wasn't going to share the information of its actions concerning Ryoko Hakubi's mental changes in regards to its mating cycle in full, but rather it reported to have done the same as L-Symbiot.

Yet another blunder for the Symbiotic Race.

Now though...

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(Posted Wed, 07 May 2003 11:48)


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