An errant thought passed through his mind as he looked at a photograph of Mystique's natural form. 'Mystique or Chun-li.... I can not decide I must have them both!
Ryu blinked a made mental note to hurt that insane swordsman the next time he saw him. Being stuck in a subway listening to him blather for a few hours had apparently affected his own mind a bit.
Glancing one last time at the address on Ranma's folder, Ryu nodded. Then he put the two folders carefully inside the duffle bag he was carrying. Ranma was his son, he should really know that. Besides, Whether or not the boy accepted him, this Genma needed to be taught a lesson. Doing that to any kid much less his SON!
With a low growl Ryu crumpled the address in his hand, and made his way down the street to a train station. He had to get to Nerima, and then a certain Tendo dojo.
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Ryu didn't know it, but he wasn't the only one Mesmero had been sending files to.
"THAT...THAT...HUSSSYYY!!!" A female voice screamed out. Interpol officers and interns alike fled the room at the sight of a glowing red Chun-li. The file she was reading would have fled to if it could, seeing as how it was beginning to smolder in her hands from her battle aura.
Guile, the only person who hadn't fled from the enraged Interpol agent, glanced up form his own copy and made sure he was a good distance away from Chun-li before he spoke. "Odd. I would have sworn that Ryu was a virgin, what with his dedication to the fight and all."
"Of course! This slut mystique must have seduced and forced herself upon him! Oh my poor Ryu-chan, to be put in the role of father at such a young age." Chun-li suddenly paused and then bounced up an insane gleam in her eye. "I know I'll help Ryu raise his son! Then he'll be close to me and we'll get married and have lots of nookie!! Its fool proof! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Guile sweat dropped nervously at the evil insane laughter coming from Chun-li. personally he thought the enraged Chun-li was less scary.
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At an undisclosed location.
M. Bison sat drumming his hands on his throne as he looked over the report again. "And you’re telling me that this... Mesmero disappeared, in a room full of my men, and no one saw which way he went!"
The nameless thug nodded, nervously looking to the left where the unconscious form of Sagat lay. Bison must have been in a really bad mood today (unknown to the red shirt, Bison had nothing to do with Sagat's current nap. Rather he had fainted at learning that Ryu had not only had an interest outside of the fight, but a child had been produced from it!) "Yes sir."
Bison frowned and then waved his hand. "Leave me, and summon the dolls while you’re at it. That is if you can do that without messing up!"
The soldier left, grateful he was still among the living. As the door closed Bison frowned. "A mysterious man showed up, and then disappears just as son as I can confirm his information. I don't like it. This Mesmero is trying to play me for the fool. "
He glanced up as Cammy, Juni, and Juli walked into the room. "Very well then, I'll play this game for now. However if Mesmero thinks he can use me like a pawn, he will find he is sadly mistaken. Cammy, Juni, Juli! I have a task for you. Find and observe this boy, capture him if you can do it without serious injury to him."
The three dolls looked emotionless at the picture of Ranma before nodding and exiting the room. "Yes Mesmero, we shall see who has the last laugh..."
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"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe it...Ryu... a Daddy?" Ken Masters laughed out loud after putting down the phone. "Who’d have thought that mister 'I live for the fight' would let himself get bogged down with kids!"
WHAM!! Ken Masters flew to the floor from the blow.
"Oh and I suppose you don’t want me to have any kids either KEN??!!" Eliza Masters stood with fire in her eyes, her purse still swaying in her hand after smacking her husband upside the head with it. Let it be known that there are certain things you shouldn't say where your significant other can hear it.
"Of course not dear." Ken muttered. Bison, Akuma, Sagat. None of them terrified him quite as much as his pissed off wife right now.
Eliza's eyes gleamed. "I think I should check your sincerity on that comment. Beside you need to be punished for laughing at your friend."
Ken gulped as he saw his wife pull out that black leather whip of hers. "Call me QUEEN!! OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!"
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In a darkened room a chess board of sorts was set up. If one looked closely they would have seen that all the pieces resembled people, a hand placed Ken and Bison Chess pieces onto the board. Slowly the figure stepped forward into the light to reveal the tattooed face of Mesmero. "Heh. All ht pawns are in position. It should prove a most interesting few months don't you think?"
A second figure appeared leaning against the wall. His very presence oozing off evil intent. Akuma sneered at the man. "I do not know why you want to wait for me to fight this boy Ranma. If he defeated Herb, he should be a challenge for me already. Were it not for the sheer power I can sense from that orb you use to talk with this En Sab Nur, I wouldn’t even be here."
Mesmero smiled "But you can sense it, and you know that my master will provide you with the ultimate opponent. So let s follow my plan for now. Besides, Ranma isn't even at the peak of his ability. You fighters are like wine, you have to let them age to get the best results."
Akuma snorted, although he had to acknowledge the point. Ryu was like that, although finding out he had a son, may take him off the path of the dark Hadou. Still this 'mutant' Mesmero was trying to free, might be strong enough to offset that risk. Either way he would have fun killing this En Sab Nur, and then this ridiculous slimy toad of a man.
Mesmero chuckled, already having guessed what was going through his 'allies' mind. such simple fools these warriors, but powerful. My master shall crush him easily once he is freed.
Mesmero turned. "Well be that as it may, I really must go visit Magneto now. With his ego bruised over a defeat by a human, he will be even more easily tricked."
With that Mesmero disappeared into the shadows.
"Hmm... A child of Ryu, and also a virgin? How rare. He should prove a most interesting match, and afterwards... perhaps I can help him with that pesky virginity problem" Morrigan smiled lecherously.
Now what would Mesmero want with the Darkstalkers?
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