Ranma groaned, he simply returned home to bash his idiot Father for screwing him over again...he didn't expect all of Nerima to come after him.
Suddenly the outterwall of the Dojo down below burst apart and Shampoo jumped into the destroyed room.
" Airen your back! Now you can marry Shampoo!"
" Raaaaaaaanmmmmmmmma! How dare you leave to go off with one of your hussies!"
Ranma just growled, but both women ignored him, and went into action. Shampoo winded up her arm to throw the revised pill, and Akane charged at Ranma with the mallet.
Seeing the obvious tactics both were employing, Ranma took action. Once the pill was sent flying, he shut his mouth, ducked, then side-steped the malelt as it came down.
As Akane had ehr mouth open to scream again for missing, the pill went right down her throat, and she shallowed it. Grasping her throat, she looked at Shampoo to demand what was that, when her eyes glazeed over.
"...Sham-chan..."
" WHAT?!" Both Ranma & Shampoo exclaimed.
Because Cologne had tampered with the pill in order to make it a lifetime version, an unforseen side effect was it made you fall in love with whomever you first laid eyes upon..REGARDLESS of gender unlike the original.
" SHAM-CHAN!" *Akne-style-glomp*
" AIYYYYYYYYYA PERVERT GIRL GET OFF!!" Shampoo yelled in horror as she was in a glomp, and Akane's hands were getting 'busy'. Seems the pill was also loaded with added 'lust-spice' as to hurry up the honeymoon.
Ranma facefaulted in disgust, he felt a little sorry for Shampoo, but then again that could've been him.
Shampoo broke the hold and ran screaming, with Akane chasing her.
Ranma shook his head and hopped down into the backyard. " Man what a fiasco.."
" Hold it Ranma you aren't getting off that easy!"
" God dammit, not you too freak!"
Happosai, the master of martial arts lecher bounded from his hidding spot into the open. " RANMA! Your continued acts of difiance to me, and my ways has forced me to go to extremes to punish you! Unless you want to suffer BOW to me now and grovel for my forgiveness."
" I bow to NOBODY freak, bring it on!" Ranma shouted as he got into a stance.
" Sigh.....you heard him you two, show time." Happosai said as he took out two seal-wards and threw them onto the ground, they shined as they gated in two beings.
Ranma's eyes widened....it couldn't be. " No....YOUR BOTH DEAD!"
It was Brendan & Gryphon! Only Brendan was an Etheral Ghost..and Gyrphon a Stone-Golem.
" At last I can have revenge! Once your dead I'll go after Stryyp'Gia, and those meddling Diggers sisters for stopping me!" Gryphon cackled as his right hand charged with magic energy.
" You helpped in my downfall when I had the Obelisk....while I'd rather get that Mage, the Werecheetah or my daughter first, you'll do nicely."
" Oh hell...."
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