Mimi frowned. "I will not allow you to do anything, oh decrepit spawn of great evil..." She started gathering a few Volcano Pearls from her pocket.
Ranma nodded. "You try anything to Mimi, and you'll be sorry!"
Although Ryoga did not know Mimi, he could not stand the thought of Happosai trying to hurt a lady like he usually did. "Old pervert, you touch her and I'll make sure you won't be able to use those hands again!"
Happosai just snickered. He had never seen this woman before... But he was going to make sure that he got a good feel. He lunged at her with the grace of a hawk swooping in to catch its prey... Getting closer and closer, until...
*GLOMP*! "SWEETO!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"
*THWOOM*!
Happosai was dropped like a sack of potatoes. He was also rather charred from that NASTY fireball. "Cough! Hack! Oh, how could you do that to a poor, defenseless old man?"
Mimi was breathing heavilly, a fiery red aura was gathering around her. "Poor, defenseless old man?" She asked. "POOR, DEFENSELESS OLD MAN!?" She repeated. "OH, YOU ARE FAR FROM DEFENSELESS! YOU GROPED ME YOU PERVERTED LECH!"
Mimi growled as Happosai tried to scoot away from her. Even Ranma, Ryoga, and Brendan were backing away from the enraged witch. "You monster! You don't deserve to have me waste my magic on you!" Mimi growled. "I am going to use a secret, ancient technique. One only my great[great-great-great-aunt ever dared to use!"
Happosai whimpered as Mimi's aura flared tremendously. "HAVE MERCY!!!" The old lech cried.
"NEVER! PREPARE FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!" Mimi screamed. Grabbing her brrom quickly, Mimi began to smash Happosai with it repeatedly. "TAKE THIS!" *WHAP*! "AND THIS!" *WHAP*! "AND SOME OF THIS!" *WHAP*! *WHAP*! *WHAP*!
Ranma, Ryoga, and even Brendan were blinking their eyes in shock. Mimi was having very good luck beating the crap out of Happosai... With a broom no less... "I guess righteous womanly rage really IS that powerful..." Ryoga said.
Ranma nodded his head, having been a victim of it many times. "You don't know the half of it..."
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