Symbiote: Pointless Joke of the Day [Episode 44926]

by Philip Weigel

Gina blinked as she walked into the living room, Brianna was giggling about something while she read the newspaper. Gina shrugged and decided to see what Bri was reading. When she saw what it was Gina sweatdropped, a Garfield comic strip, though it was rather interesting. In the first panel it showed Garfield looking a wall inside his house doing nothing, in the second panel it showed Garfield laughing at the wall for no apparent reason, in the final panel it showed the wall on top of Garfield saying, 'Who's got the last laugh now?'

Gina sighed, "Bri, I think you need to quit watching FOX before you go to bed, it seems to fry your brain."

(And now back to our normal fanfic.)

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Romeo couldn't help but stare at the direction of where Lydia took off, first that dude shows up in their den and then proceedes to beat the crap out of himself and Moshia, then he gives the High Elder a run for his money while in human form. After the High Elder blasted him, he shifted into his hybrid form which was some sort of super-wererat. Then the dude goes all across Tokyo and then decides to sit down and meditate, which was good, because Romeo needed to catch his breath. Finally, Moshia and Lydia show up and he thought they'd help him out, but Lydia knocked Moshia and then himself out with some martial arts skills that he didn't know she had. (Technically Lydia didn't have them, they were aquired through L-Symbiote and E-mail but Romeo doesn't know that.) When he woke up, he saw that scary rat-dude and Lydia making 'nookie' as the Diggers' people called it, and then when they got done, that scary rat-dude picked up Lydia with ease in his human form and took off.

All Romeo could say was, "We're so doomed, doomed, doomed. The High Elder is going to be pissed, and I don't even know where Lydia is." He kept telling himself while looking for Moshia. He finally found her and blinked as he saw a dog humping her leg and two others lying by her feet.

Moshia looked at him, "Like, Romes, could you, you know, get this dog off of me and untie me so that I can, like, get cleaned up, because this, you know, totally sucks!!"

Romeo sighed, and kicked the damned mutt in the head, which would've gotten PETA after him if an agent had seen that; knocking him off of Moshia. "C'mon, we need to report this to the High Elder." Catching a whiff of something powerful he added, "And you need to get cleaned."

"Like, untie me first."

Romeo chuckled a bit. He quickly untied Moshia and the two of them took off towards where the leader of the wererats was.

********

"GIMME THAT MANGA!!"

"THAT'S MY MANGA, MEATBALL HEAD!!" With that Rei took back her manga from her princess and friend.

"WAHH, YOU'RE SO MEAN REI!!"

Ami just tuned this out, it was amusing occasionally, but she wanted to scan for new enemies that may be lying in wait. "Ano, what's this?" She quickly checked out the program that was flashing on her screen. She blinked when she saw that her computer had been hacked into, she was going to tell the others about this, but then noticed that the only information that was accessed was the dictionary section which was nothing to worry about. After all, she never had any important information on there, so she just ignored it and then decided to scan the internet for anything interesting. "Hmm, got another E-mail from that Brain character, oh, there's Washu, hmm, there's that American Gina Diggers, as well as Penny Pincer. I'll see what they have to say."

(A.N. I figure brainiacs would stick together. ^_^)

********

Lydia slowly regained consciousness and noticed that she was being carried, over the rooftops of Tokyo. "Put me down, damnit!"

Ramna blinked as he realized that his passenger was awake. "Not until I get to where I'm going." He then realized that she might be uncomfortable and moved her from his shoulders to his arms in the traditional 'damsel-in-distress' hold.

Lydia eeped a bit as she realized that her position was being shifted from his shoulders onto his arms while being in midair. It was exhillarating and frightening at the same time. She quickly wrapped her arms around Ranma's neck and held tighly.

Ranma frowned when he notied how nervous she was and he whispered to her, "Shh, don't worry, I've got you and I won't let you get hurt." For some reason, that made Lydia relax, as if she realized that he would do just that.

Lydia blinked as she realized that they had stopped. She reluctantly got out of those warm, strong arms and looked around and gasped as she relized that were on top of a twenty story building. "Where are we?"

Ranma smirked a bit. "Heh, a hidden location of mine, I usually come up here to think when my life gets too hectac. No one in my life knows of this place, it's a great place to talk, or to think."

Lydia looked at Ranma, "So what the #$, err what did you want to talk about?"

Ranma shrugged, "You, me, us, the future."

Lydia nodded, "Oh."

********

R-Symbiote had found the perfect host, and no one would suspect a thing. Not to mention that this person was very respected in the household.

Meanwhile in her lab, Washu continued to try and find out what was wrong with her daughter, unknowing, for now at least, of the symbiote that was in her body.

********

Gothwrain frowned, his research had not turned up anything about this new wererat that he had seen. "Did Iceron create something that no one knows about, but didn't write it down?"

His musings were cut short as Moshia and Romeo barged in. Gothwrain was going to 'reprimand' them for barging in like that, when he noticed Lydia wasn't with them. "Where's Lydia?"

Romeo spoke, "That scary wererat dude took her."

"As a hostage?"

Romeo shook his head, "No." Seeing Gothwrain frown a bit, he decided to clairify. "When Lydia and Moshia caught up to me, Lydia knocked both of us out, then she proceeded to make with, umm, Nookie, as it's called with that scary wererat dude. And when they were done, he picked her up easily in human form and took off."

'So she has betrayed me, huh?' Gothwrain looked at them, "You may go."

"But what about, you know, Lydia?"

Gothwrain smirked, not a pleasant sight. "Don't worry about Lydia, now go." They both nodded and left. As soon as they were gone, Gothwrain called up a messenger, when he was in front of the high elder, Gothwrain told him his orders. "Spread the word that if anyone in the clan sees a giant wererat or Lydia McKraken that they are to eliminate both." The messenger nodded and left.

Gothwrain frowned, 'No one betrays the clan Lydia, you should know that, that's why I got rid of your father in the first place.'

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(Posted Mon, 26 May 2003 05:53)


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