Theodore Diggers had been having a rather quite and peaceful day ... even by Diggers standards.
He woke up.
Wife dragged him back to bed for sex.
He showered, had breakfast, and left to do a small favor for a friend.
After renewing Keitaro’s immortality spells, as well as taking another shot at removing the poor Urashima boy’s “clumsy” curse, he returned home, expecting another quiet evening.
He felt his eye twitching. This was not what he wanted to come home to. “She did ... what?”
Julia sighed; her husband could be so slow when it came to things like their daughters and sex, or any strange event that lead to those two as roots of the problem. “Apparently, Brianna changed Ranma into a were-cheetah.”
“And how did she infect him?”
Brianna giggled a bit, scratching the back of her head, mimicking Ranma. “Well; we think it had to do with the Jusenkyo magic somehow activating my latent abilities to infect Ranma and change him into a were-cheetah. But on the bright side, he doesn’t seem to be enthralled to me,” she added; voicing a fact that she was very disappointed in.
Here she finally found a male ... a human male no less ... who could not only keep up with her in the nookie-ring, but defeat her in those workouts, and now she couldn’t claim him for herself.
“And how did you scratch Ranma?” asked Theo, his inner voice saying he didn’t want to know that.
“She took him for a nookie-cruise,” said Brittney.
Theo’s twitch worsened. He was right, he really didn’t want to know. “Brianna?”
“Yes, Dad?”
“You are so grounded, young lady.”
Brianna sighed. Well, it would give her more time to ... test out ... Ranma’s new form. Purrrrrrr.
Julia sighed. Well, at least she knew Ranma wasn’t like Tigra.
Too bad the females he tended to attract were.
Shaking her head, she headed out to find her student before he got into any trouble. Theo still needed to seal the infection ability in him as well as Brianna; hopefully without too much of a reaction from the Jusenkyo curse.
She blinked at that, before slapping herself in the forehead. Ranma was now also a female were-cheetah, with all the hormones that came with it.
It was at that moment that both parents gave the standard line for both their ages.
“I’m getting too old for this shit.”
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