"Aha! Here it is!" Ukyo called out, getting the attention of the others. Akane still looked ready to kill someone (and for once, Ukyo had to admit that Akane had a right to be angry), but was holding off for now.
"Let's see," she began, then read out loud, "Warning! Do not use your "Real Pokemon!" Pokeballs on humans!"
"The "Real Pokemon!" Pokeballs are not calibrated to work on primates of any sort. They will not be able to turn a primate into a Pokemon, like they will for dogs, cats or the like. Unexpected side effects will occur if so used. To cut down on the number and severity of the side effects, it is recommended you release the captured individual as soon as possible, and then wipe the memory of the ball. (See page 27.)
"Side effects can include the following:
"Spontaneous Gender Reassignment, including possible situational gender reassignment..."
"SAY WHAT?!" both Ranma and Akane screamed.
"Adoption of Pokemon traits and abilities."
Ranma groaned as he imagined what Akane would do to him for this. Especially if she got some sort of new power because of it....
"Alteration of dietary needs and taste buds."
Akane's glare intensified.
"The inability to speak anything other than his/her name, or the name of his/her species..."
All three winced at that thought.
"It is even possible that the victim will become a real Pokeboy/Pokegirl. (In such a case, we recommend the user order "Real Pokeboys!" or "Real Pokegirls!" Equipment set. Address is on the back cover.)"
Akane sat down, her aura sputtering out. "Suddenly, I don't feel so good."
"Other Side Effects are possible, and can take up to five days to manifest. At this time, there is no way to undo any changes brought on by such a capture. This company can not be held responsible for misuse or the accidental pokeballing of other people."
Ukyo slowly looked up at Akane. "Um... I'm sorry?"
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