"OWWWWWWWWW!!! @#$%!!!"
Brianna, Seance, and Genn all raised an eyebrow with that. They recognized the voice of the screaming as Britanny's. Brianna was the first to voice her comments. "Geeze... Sounds like Britanny is really pissed off about something..."
"I don't think so..." Seance said. "Sounded like she's in a bit of pain."
Nodding her head in agreement, Genn said, "She sounded a bit like that wererat to me..."
Shrugging her shoulders, Brianna said, "Ah, she'll be fine. Stryyp is up there with her..." Then after a moment, Brianna added, "Britanny was probably yelling at Stryyp about speaking out against her. Perhaps we should get off from Stryyp's bed for the next month?" She finished with a smirk as she motioned to the couch theur were all sitting on.
However, it was then that Gina came running into the room. She was breathing heavilly and her face was flustered. "BRIANNA! Where's the camcorder? Or at least tell me what you did with the digital camera!"
Brianna blinked. "What's going on?"
"BRITANNY'S HAVING THE BABY!!!" Gina screamed at the top of her lungs.
"WHAT!?" Brianna, Seance, and Genn screamed/asked at the same time. Brianna sat up from the couch immediately , and ran, making sure to grab Gina as she did. She didn't want to miss this!
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In Britanny and Stryyp's bedroom, Britanny was laying on her back on the bed, her hand clasped tightly over her husband's. She was wearing a bathrobe which clung to her was covered in sweat and breathing heavilly. She looked down at Jetta, who was sitting in a chair at the foot of the bed and her hands were between Britanny's legs. "I THOUGHT YOU SAID BIRTH WAS @#$%ING PAINLESS FOR WERES!? THESE CONTRACTIONS HURT!!!" Britanny screamed.
Jetta took a moment to sigh. "Of course it normally is. However, you have three factors against you. First of all, you're a month early. That's never a good thing, but I think your baby is along enough to survive. Second, your child is a hybrid because the father is Kryn." Looking at Britanny seriously, she said, "Third, all this stress is NOT making this any easier for you!"
Britanny growled. She hated this. Damn did this hurt! It made her want to swear off sex for LIFE... Almost... "JESUS H. CHRIST! HOW BIG IS THIS THING!?" The werecheetah screamed.
Jetta concentrated as she was trying to feel around Britanny's nether regions. "Please try an relax. The baby won't be able to push through if you keep yourself constricted like this!"
"I, I'm g-going to have to agree w-with Jetta on this, B-Brit..." Stryyp said. He may have been rather strong himself, but his wife was literally squeezing the life out of his hand.
It was then that the door burst open and Brianna walked in, a digital-videocamera in one hand, and Gina underneath her other arm. "We're here! Did we miss anything? Is the baby born!?"
Glaring right at the camera, Britanny screamed, "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"
"Brianna smiled and placed Gina on her feet. "We're here to witness the birth of our niece, and immortalize these precious moments on camera!"
Jetta rolled her eyes. She knew in Britanny's state, the werecheetah would probably say some rather nasty things. So she spoke for her. "Listen, this is REALLY not the best time. Could you please leave. You can see the baby after."
"But mom wanted to be here to witness this." Gina said. "And unfortunately, she and dad will have to miss it because they're on Jade."
"So we're here to record the miracle for posterity!" Brianna said as she waved the camera.
Jetta growled in frustration. "Fine! You can stay and watch, but stay out of the way! This is a delicate procedure." Jetta said in a commanding tone.
Gina and Brianna nodded their heads and stayed by the door.
Jetta held her hands to Britanny's nether regions. "Okay Britanny. Relax. You have got to relax and breathe deeply."
Stryyp nodded his head and ran his free hand through Britanny's hair. "Come on, Brit. Relax... It's okay. I'm here by you."
Britanny gave a slight nod and tried to breathe deeply, working her damnedest to calm herself. "I, I'm trying, Muffin. I really am..."
After a couple of minutes, Jetta could feel Britanny's sex begin to relax. "All right... Good. Feel ready, Britanny?" Seeing Britanny nod her head, Jetta said, "All right. Breathe deeply and give me a push."
Britanny sighed. Breathing deeply, she tried to give a push. "RrrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! SHIT!!! THAT @#$%ING HURTS!!!"
Jetta nodded her head, seeing the top fo the bead of Britanny's baby. "All right. Good. Remember Britanny, DON'T squeeze your legs. Just breathe deeply and give me a push."
Whimpering slightly, Britanny tried it again, her face red from the exertion of energy and effort. "OWWWWW!!! IT HURTS! THIS IS PAINFUL!!!"
Brianna looked at Gina and said, "If she thinks she's in pain, she should pay attention to Stryyp." And indeed she meant it. Britanny was squeezing Stryyp's hand with each push. Stryyp seemed to be rather paled in palor, and his was on his knees now, gholding tightly onto the side of the bed. He was sweating as badly as Britanny.
Jetta nodded her head, helping the baby along. "All right. Very good. Now, give me another push."
"NO!" Britanny cried. "It hurts! It really, really hurts!"
"Relax Britanny..." Jetta said, using a hand to massage Britanny's inner-thigh. "The baby is almost completly born. Just give me another push so that I can get the legs free."
Whimpering from teh pain, Britanny grit her teeth and closed her eyes. She grasped Stryyp's hand tightly and gave one final push. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
And with that, Britanny fell back limply on the bed. Her hand losing its grasp on Stryyp's. "BRITANNY!" Stryyp yelled.
Jetta swore under her breath. The child was born, but now Britanny was out of it, either unonscious or dead.
Gina was already by her sister's side, feeling for a pulse. She let out the breath she was holding when she found one. "She's alive. She's got a steady pulse."
Stryyp nodded his head and also let out a sigh of relief. "She must have passed out from the pain..."
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Stryyp, Gina, and Brianna turned to their heads to the source of the sound. Jetta was holding a little child, a Kryn with a cheetah pattern coat. She managed a smile. "Congratulations. You seem to have a healthy little girl."
"Actually, if I may ask... How is it you're talking without moving your lips?"
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