"No heem!" Oolala exclaimed, looking dramatically stricken.
"Yes, it is 'heem' - that is to say, I! Fast Food Freddie!" The guy in the odd outfit dropped from the ceiling.
"Vat are vous doing here, Nerima is my base deu operations!" Oolala declared, Bon Bon nodding agreement.
"You didn't get the duckboy! Now the entire area is being alerted." Freddie declared. "Yet I shall come to your aid!"
"I no want your aid, your hand, or anything to do wit' vous - cheap Western cultural icon zat vous are!" Oolala insisted.
"That is not what you'll say after I hand you victory over the very power center of Nerima!" Freddie declared.
"Vous know where it is?" Oolala's eyes narrowed.
"Ves. I mean Yes!" Freddie gestured and a clown appeared with a map.
"Vat make vous think dis is the 'power center'?" Oolala sniffed disdainfully while memorizing the location without looking like she was paying any attention at all.
"Well, first I tracked the ley lines, then I looked for the center of chaos, and then I triangulated with the dowsing, but finally I just went around asking if there was a center to the craziness in Nerima and everyone gave me the same answer." Freddie wondered if there was something he overlooked, but he'd been so certain!
"Ze Tendo Dojo," said Bon Bon excitedly. "Of course! It make perfectment sense!"
"I do zis so that you might help me later, my dear French crazy. I like you almost as much as that charming Inspector Dreyfus!"
Oolala made a face. Darn that Closeau! She would have had a much better criminal record if not for him. "Very well, eef this pans out, we may assist you in your turn. Order ze Fast Food Counter Help Teenage Zombie hordes to attack ze Tendo Dojo!"
Bon Bon gave a snappy (and bouncy) salute before going off to do just that.
"I will have to get even with that spatula girl in any case," speculated Oolala. "Perhaps I should make her ze Crepe Suzette?"
"Allow me, my monstrous fast food minions will subdue the two soon enough," said Freddie as he faded back into the shadows.
"Zese Americans, resourceful but how do you say, about as subtle as dynamite in ze loo." Oolala threw up her hands in despair.
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