Swallowing a bit of her, (quite delicious) turkey, tomatoe, and lettuce sandwich on rye bread, Asrial looked Archon seriously, and said, "Hey, Archon. This is pretty good."
Sighing happily, Archon just nodded her head, to acknowledge the praise Asrial had given her.
"Yes," Tyr said, after swallowing a bite of her peanut-butter and banana sandwich. "This is rather tasty. Thank you."
At this point, Archon just began to blush slightly and giggled. Asrial and Tyr looked at each other, wondering if the Empress of Aebra had all her marbles.
Leaning forward slightly, Asrial waved her hand back and forth in front of Archon's face. "Hello... Salusia to Archon... Come in Archon..." The Kryn woman didn't react in the slightest.
"Quite strange..." Tyr commented. She expected the Aebra's Archon to be a bit more on the ball than this.
Looking back at Tyr, Asrial asked, "Do yo want to?"
Shrugging her shoulders, Tyr responded, "It's all right. You can continue."
Nodding her head to that, Asrial sat back down, and pushed back her seat. She stood up and walked around to the table until she was right next to Archon. Taking hold of, and lifting Archon's ear slightly, Asrial helled, "JALLIELE'BREA!!!"
Archon's eyes widened in shock, and she let out a yell of surprise. "WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
After a moment, when both Archon and Asrial quieted, Archon blinked her eyes once, then twice. She blushed in embarassment as she saw that Asrial and Tyr were staring at her. "D, did I do something wrong?"
"Archon," Asrial began. She paused for a moment, thinking of the right words. "Just what the heck is with you? Are you all right?"
"Yes," Tyr agreed with Asrial's questioning. "We were trying both trying to talk to you, and you seemed to be rather lost in your thoughts."
Letting out a sigh, Archon looked back and forth between Asrial and Tyr. "I am sorry." Archon apologized. "I guess I'm still a little head-over-heels over what had happened earlier today."
"Oh?" Asrial asked. "What had happened that has you so zoned out?"
"I hope it's nothing horrible." Tyr said. "If it is, I can promise you that I'll do what I can to help."
"Same here." Asrial agreed. "We members of royalty have to stick together!"
Looking back and forth between Asrial and Tyr, Archon could see that the looks of concern on her alien compatriots were quite genuine. Letting out a wistful sigh, Archon answered, "It wasn't anything bad. Far, far from it."
"Oh? Well then, what exactly happened?" Tyr asked, her curiosity piqued.
Blushing quite a bit, (and being thankful that her dark fur hid it for the most part) Archon looked at both Asrial and Tyr seriously, "First of all, I want you two to promise that you won't get angry."
"Angry?" Asrial asked in surprise. "Why would we get angry with you?"
"I can't think of a reason we'd be mad at you." Tyr said in all honesty. While her people had a rocky history with the people of Aebra, the Kryn had done nothing to her people in more modern times. "So, please, tell us what it is that is bothering you."
A small smile crept across Archon's lips. She giggled slightly for a moment. "I... Well, I know you both like Ranma as well... But... This morning. I made 'nookie' with Ranma." Archon's blush increased as she finished that statement.
Both Asrial, and Archon's jaws dropped at hearing that. Asrial was the first to gain her wits. "E, excuse me!?"
"... Oh my..." Tyr managed to say after some time, a darker blue hue covering her face, indicating that the Atlantian Princess was blushing.
Archon nodded her head. "Yes! It was amazing! Ranma has made me into a true woman. I... I can barely explain the feelings in words..."
"You better!" Asrial said. "I want details!"
Archon was slightly taken aback by the Salusian Princess's forward attitude. "Excuse me?" Archon asked, blushing slightly.
"You heard me!" Asrial said, a huge smile on her face. "Exact feelings! Actions! What was said and done! I wanna know how it was with Ranma!"
"So... You're not angry?" Archon asked.
"Angry?" Asrial repeated. She smiled good-naturedly and shook her head. "Nah. A little jealous, maybe, but I'm not mad."
"Correct." Tyr said, after awhile of being silent. "None of us had gotten far with Ranma so far. We're happy that you did."
Letting out a sigh of relief, Archon said, "Oh, I am so relieved. I know you both wanted Ranma as well, and I was afraid you blow up, hearing that I got to be with him before either of you."
Asrial waved it off. "Don't worry. Now, if you'll be so kind, could you PLEASE tell us what happened?"
"Yes!" Tyr agreed. "I would like to hear how you seduced Ranma. You don't really seem like the type to know a lot of tricks to getting a man's attention."
"Well, I didn't seduce Ramna... It was kind of the opposite, really..."
"Huh!?" Asrial said. "Ranma seduced you? How'd he do that?"
Blushing slightly, Archon began. "Well, you see-"
"Grooooaaaaaaaaaaaan..."
Archon, Asrial, and Tyr turned their heads to where the sound that interrupted them came from. They saw Stryyp hobbling into the kitchen, rubbing his back. "Oh, Sir Stryyp. Are you all right?" Archon asked.
"Yeah... You look like you gut run over by a semi-truck... Or the Zetramen's 'Giant Robot'..." Asrial commented.
Stryyp walked over to the refridgerator. Opening up the freezer-door, Stryyp pulled out an ice-pack and closed the freezer-door. He winced as he applied to the ice-pack to his back. "Hoo man... That hurts..." He noticed the three princesses staring at him and he let out a sigh. "As for what happened... Let me just say this... I mistaked Ranma for my wife... And he does not like to be felt up."
Archon, Asrial, and Tyr just stared in shock. "Well, I said he was in his female form..." Stryyp said. Groaning, he sat down at one of the chairs at the table. "So, what have you three been up to?"
"Huh!?"
"That's right! Details Archon! Want details!"
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(Posted Sat, 24 May 2003 20:16)
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