"R, right, Mistess..." Dog Supreme grumbled from his place on the floor. The Cosmic-powered dog-like being, (who was currently in teh shape of a pretzel). He whimpered and asked, "Mistress, if it's not too much to ask, can I get a turn after you're done? My entire body is killing me."
Leeana considered that for a moment. Realizing that she still needed her minion, and that he was not effective when wounded, she finally said, "Sure. But you must wait your turn. I'm enjoying this massage."
Dog Supreme nodded his head, grateful that his mistess would actually allow him a turn. "Thank you, Mistress!"
Nodding her head, Leeana went back to concentrating on what the next step of her plan must be. And she knew exactly whay she needed to do. "I'll just try to talk to Ranma on peaceufl terms..." Leeana began to think. A smile crossed her lips. "Then, as we talk, he'll naturally fall for my feminine charms..."
An evil smile crossed Leeana lips as she continued to mentally plan. "And then, once I have Ranma wrapped around my little finger, I will let Ranma seduce Asrial. And then, I will finally also have the sweet piece of Salusian tail underneath my thumb for the using!"
Supreme wondered why his mistress had begun laughing hysterically, but she shrugged it off. She was usually like this.
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Princess Uriel of the Dynasty of the Stars sighed as she looked at the piece of Betatech she had 'found' in Gina's lab.
A gauntlet. Yes, a broze-colored gauntlet, made of a very flexible metal. Uriel had hoped it would give her power. Give her strength. Give her limitless knowledge...
Unfortunately, it gave her none of those. Instead, it seemed the gauntlet had an artificial intelligence behind it. A gauntlet that was made to be an advisor of sorts to the wearer...
And it was really, REALLY beginning to get on Uriel's nerves...
"Gee, Dave, I don't think that attacking the Diggers would be a smart idea..." Came a mechanical, though definitely male voice from the gauntlet.
Growling, Uriel said, "For the last time! My name is not 'Dave', it is Uriel! Uriel!"
"Of course, Dave." The gauntlet apologized.
"URIEL!" The Princess of the Dynasty of the Stars yelled at the top of her lungs. "By the gods, you're like a symbiote, only three-times as worthless!"
"That's not a nice thing to say, Dave-"
"URIEL!!!"
"-Since, I do have the capabilities of bypassing all the primative security measures that seem to be placed on this household..." The Beta gauntlet finished.
Uriel blinked her eyes once, then twice. "Eh?"
"You heard me." The Betatech glove answered.
Scratching a chin for her moment in thought, a smile began to cross Uriel's lips. "Please, tell me more..."
"All right." The gauntlet answered. "You see, it's like this, Mistress Dave..."
"URIEL! URIEL, GODS DAMN IT! URIEL!!!"
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While much was going on Earth, there were two forces which would be making their way to Atlanta. For in the fartherest reaches of outer space, a lone pirate-spaceship, the 'Salusia' make it's way through the lonesome sea of stars.
Aboard the spaceship Salusia was the notoriously (in)famous space pirate. The former Prince of the Salusian Empire. Captain Kalen Salusia.
Kalen had given up his claim to the throne of the Salusian Empire so that he could one day, hopefully attain his life-long dream and make it his beautiful reality...
To be the greatest chef in all the known universe!!!
Yes! To become onee of the greatest chefs meant all the universe to Kalen. Especially since Kalen's father, the King Jerka of the Salusian Empire refused to let him become one. It was with a heavy heart that Kalen gave up his right to the throne of Salusia. Sure, he was no longer a prince, but it was important to give up his title for two reasons. First, Kalen was doing what HE wanted with his life. Second, he had stood up against his father.
Currently, Kalen was in the pilot's bridge of the ship,s tanding quite stoicly. He took enjoyment, knowing the freedom of being a pirate. It went against the 'order' that the Salusian Empire had set into place throughout their section of the Universe. "Plus, being a pirate REALLY pisses dad off..." Kalen mentally added.
As Kalen continued to pilot his ship, one of his crew members ran up to him. "Captain, Sir! Our computers intercepted a message between Captain Sardonis's ship, and the Head Chamber of the Salusian Palace. As such, we discovered your Father's recent plans."
"Really?" Kalen asked in surprise. He turned towards teh shipmate and saw it to be a very lizard-like member. "Bring it here Asneeze!"
"No Captain." The lizard-man said. "I am Achoo."
"God bless you." Kalen said.
The lizard-man sighed. "No captain. My name is Achoo!"
"God bless you." Kalen said again.
Rolling his eyes, Achoo said, "Gods damnit Captain! I am not Asneeze! I am Achoo!
"God bless you." Kalen said. "Perhaps you should go down to the medical bridge. It sounds like you're coming down with a cold." Kalen suggested.
Achoo growled. He walked up to his Captain, grabbed the Salusian by his collar, and brought him to eye-level. "LISTEN YOU DUNCE! I am Achoo, son of Asneeze!"
Kalen's eyes widened in understanding. "Ah. I am sorry Achoo. Can you put me down now?"
Achoo grumbled, but let his Captain back down onto his feet. Kalen unruffled his uniform. "Thank you, Achoo. Well, anyway, what is the transmission?"
Handing Kalen a computer print-out, Achoo said, "Here, Captain Kalen. The intercepted message from Salusia to Captain Sardonis's ship. It seems to talk about an escort for yout sister."
"My sister?" Kalen asked in surprise as he took hold of the print-out that Achoo had brought him. Kalen read over it for a moment, his expression changing from shocked, to even further shocked, to angry, to sad, to angry-beyond-belief, to wanting to laugh out in embarassment, to angry again, and then settling off on just being plain-old annoyed. He turned his head towards Achoo. "Achoo..."
"Yes, Captain Kalen, sir?" Achoo asked. Seeing that his Captain was annoyed, he was able to deduce that something serious was going on.
"Tell the crew to hang tight." Kalen said in all seriousness. "I'm setting course for the Milky-Way Galaxy."
"The Milky-Way Galaxy?" Achoo asked. "Why the hell are we heading out to the boondocks?"
"We need to get to the third planet from the sun." Kalen said in a commanding tone. "We're heading to the planet Earth."
Walking over to a computer console, Kalen started typing in navigational commands into the ship; setting a course. He was angered with what he had read on the print-out. While Kalen had, more or less, understood that Asrial did have feelings for Jeremy, he was surprised to learn that his father, King Jerka, had decided to drop Jeremy in order to choose another representative. Some boy his mother, Queen Shiva suggested. A guy named, 'Ranma Saotome'.
Still, Kalen would not allow this! He would not allow his sister to be forced into a loveless marriage with someone she hardly knew! "I can't have father force Asrial to marry an Earth-human in a loveless marriage to further his schemes!" Rearing his head back, Kalen yelled out, "I'M COMING, BABY-SIS!"
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Also, just outside the Milky-Way Galaxy, on a huge space-station, there were two figures that stood on the main bridge of the ship. The first, a man in a all black silk tuxedo, with black leather trenchcoat, black cape, black derby, and black metal mask covering his face, had his arms folded over his chest.
The second was an armored woman with very long, very healthy violet-tinted platinum hair. Her armor was gold and adorned with numerous horns. She had a shetahed broadsword to her side.
Yes. They were the evil conquering alien sibling duo of Dertoza and Leiola. They had been gathering their minions. A decent-sized army of Deartho Drones were alligned, trained, and ready for battle. And they also had more that a few Beast-Robos...
However, their plans did not concern Quagmire and their hero Teams of the Zetramen, or the Super Science Nija Team Treatmen! No. This time, they were following a plan of Leiola's... One that did not concern with conquering the planet Earth...
"I still don't see why we have to head out to Atlanta, Georgia..." Dertoza said in a bored and annoyed tone of voice. "Only one insignificant enemy of yours lives out here, and she has never proven to be a threat to our plans. I mean, she only got in our way once, and only because WE dragged them into out fight with Zetraman 3."
Leiola shifted her gaze towards her brother, making him involuntarilly shiver. "Brother-dear, do you think I have forgotten the humiliation the cheetah-woman put me through?" Leiola hissed.
Dertoza rolled his eyes. "Still, this 'Britanny Diggers' is no match for us. Why should we waste perfectly good manpower so that you can beat up some werecheetah?"
"Simple." Leiola said. "We've been following too many of your plans lately. Now it's my turn." Unsheathing her sword, Leiola pointed it high. "And if I want my revenge for the defeat the werecheetah handed to me after her sister electrocuted me with a plunger-gun, THEN I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE!!!"
Dertoza sighed as he shook his head. He wished dad never gave her that 'My First Warrioress Princess of Destruction' kit for her eighth birthday... "I almost feel sorry for that werecheetah..." He thought for a moment. Then he shrugged his shoulders. "Ah well, she brought it on herself. No one stands up to Leiola in battle and can expect my loud-mouthed, battle-ready sister to stay down for long..."
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