Welcome To A New World: Back to the future... Of the past... Wait, what? [Episode 46922]

by Vindictus

Connor McLeod was different then most people. In the past, not many people had noticed it, but after the CMV, when the government was searching for people who were different, it was very clear. Fortunately, rather then dissecting and studying him, they simply sent him off in a space probe.

After a couple hundred years among a limited population of misfits and cavemen, his not aging had become easily noticeable. And now, 300 years after the mass exodus from earth, a use for that immortality had been cooked up by a resident eccentric.

Said Eccentric cackled gleefully as he turned and adjusted knobs on a strange looking machine. "I haff done it! Zoon, all my rezearch, zveat and tearz vill be paid off!" Clapping his hands together, the man rubbed them back and forth with a grin that could make a hyena back away stretching his face.

Connor sighed. "Dok... Do you REALLY think this is going to work?"

"Do I zink zis vill vork?" Dok glared at Connor. "Of COURSE I zink zis vill vork! Vith zis glorious machine," Dok paused for dramatic effect, "You vill go back to ze past and fix ze bastards who banished us from our home planet!"

Connor sweatdropped. "But... This thing violates so many laws of physics that they can't be counted, it is COMPLETELY untested, and I REALLY don't like the look of it... Not to mention that whole Paradox thing..."

Dok sighed. "Connor, Connor... You have no zense of drama! Do not vorry about vether ze machine vill vork or not! Just trust me, it vill get ze job done one vay or another!" During the lecture, the eccentric had been circling around Connor, and now he pushed him into a almost unnoticable shaft that was somehow still capable of fitting a full grown man through it. As Connor disintegrated into motes of shining light that faded slowly, the scientist snorted. "And, vell, if all elze goes wrong, it'z not like it can kill you, so oh vell!"

• Oops. It really does kill him. Well, that sucks.
• It works, and now Connor has to find a group of allies to help him take down the government before they send people off to space colonies again.
• Oops. It worked too well. Now Connor is the only human on earth during the early Jurrasic. This'll be fun.
• It worked, but Dok forgot to program it to send him to earth. He's now stuck on a hostile planet that won't have people arrive for the next 500 years.
• As above, but he gets sent to a different, possibly inhabited, planet.
• The universe is engulfed by parodox. At the gates of time, Sailor Pluto sighs. "Well, that's certainly /something else/."

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