"What happened here!?" Akane demanded as they came to the site of what had used to be Ucchans.
"What the #%&* do you THINK happened?" Ukyou demanded, standing up from the wreckage. "My store is gone! Konatsu and Tsubasa decided a went too far and blew up my store!"
"That why your face all red?" Shampoo asked.
"Yeah, were you too close to the explosion?" Akane asked.
"No, THAT happened," Ukyou said, "When Azusa found out I was cheating on her."
"Oh, I...WAIT!" Akane said. "You were sleeping with Azusa and didn't share with us?"
"That no way to be good friend," Shampoo agreed.
"To be honest," Ukyou said. "I don't care anymore. Do you know what our 'friendship' has gotten me?" She advanced on the other two.
"Mind-blowing sex," Akane said.
"There we have the pros," Ukyou said. "Or pro rather. Now, the cons: my shop's gone, my reputation is through the ringer, my best-friend hates me, the best girl I've yet met turned me into a punching bag and I still have the dishonor of Ranma's walking out on me to deal with! And do you know who's fault all that is!?!"
"Ranma's?" Akane asked weakly.
"Nooo," Ukyou said, stepping forward and jabbing a finger at Shampoo. "YOURS! 'No problem! Use Airen for decoy, Shampoo been doing that for months!'" Then she whirled on Akane. "And YOURS! 'If we don't do anything ourselves we're not going against Kasumi.' And MINE!"
She took a pose down to one knee as if supplicating someone.
"'I swear, Azusa-chan,'" Ukyou said in a sugar sweet, sincere voice. "'You are my one and only consort from this point forward. I won't ever see any of those other girls ever again!'"
She stood up and angrily turned to each of the girls in turn.
"So, fuck off!" she shouted, shoving a double birdie in the Amazon's face. "And fuck off!" She whirled to give Akane the same treatment. "I'm taking my grill and heading somewhere they've never even heard of Nerima before."
So saying she slung her grill to her back and stomped off down the street.
"That could have gone better," Akane noted.
See other episodes by Thrythlind
(Posted Tue, 03 Jun 2003 19:08)
Questions? Problems? Suggestions?
Send a mail to addventure@bast-enterprises.de
or use the contact form.
らんま1/2 © Rumiko Takahashi
All other series and their characters are © by their respective creators or owners. No claims of ownership of these characters are implied by the authors of this Addventure, or should be inferred.
The Anime Addventure is a non-profit site.