“Hahaha!” exclaimed the head Nazi. “This fat little child thinks he can order around the warriors of the Reich!”
“I AM NOT FAT! I’M JUST BIG BONED!” exclaimed the tubby little brat.
“Squire Cartman,” interrupted a large black man in an even larger suit of power armor who was holding a minigun like it was his baby. “We’re here to find those Neo-Nazi’s who have been attacking the local caravans on behalf of the local villages, while it was good of you to want to help those people, secrecy is important.”
“Nice be damned!” exclaimed the fat kit as he pointed his M16 into the air. “I wanna kick some ass!”
“Say,” Vash interjected. “You’re looking for Nazis?”
“Yep.”
Vash smiled and pointed to the people around him.
“Wow, Sir. Chef, I guess we found them.”
“That’s right, Squire Kyle.”
“Muhu-muhu-mef!” (These guys look like pussies!), muttered Squire Kenny.
Inside on of the machine gun armed hover “tanks” the gunner ubnderstood what Kenny had said and shot the child down for his gal.
Vash gawked in horror... to kill a child was pure evil!
“Oh my god, They killed Kenny!” exclaimed Squire Stan.
“You Bastards!” added Squire Kyle.
“What are we going to do now, Sir Chef?” asked Squire Stan.
“Well... I’ve got a song to sing to you children about this. It goes something like this…”
Steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go
Chef leveled his Minigun at the Nazis, taking a beam on the lead “Hovertank”
Are you ready, Are you ready for this Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
The gun’s barrels began to spin as he primed the heavy weapon to fire. The three surviving junior initiates leveled their own weapons.
Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat
Chef and the kids opened fire on the Nazi’s…
Another one bites the dust
*BEZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Another one bites the dust
*BEZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust
Chef blew up two of the Hover tanks.
Hey, I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust
Began firing at the third tank as it began to withdraw.
As the Brotherhood soldier and his three charges opened up on the Nazi’s with a great deal of holy hell, Vash the Stampede decided the best course of action was to be thankful for the intervention, and as much as the bloodshed pained him, be out of there before the shooting stopped.
You don’t argue with a man in power armor, and considering his reputation, he’d be next on the list.
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