"Do you want friessss with thaaaat?" moaned another zombie as Akane axe-kicked her literally into two pieces.
Akane looked with horror as the pieces of Zombie Counter Help began picking themselves up.
Of course, being a trained martial artist and a superior fighter, Akane took things like this in stride.
"EEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!"
Okay, maybe this was a bit much even for trained martial artists.
"Doooo you wannnt to suupersize thaaat?" asked a female zombie in a ludicrous uniform.
"ICKKKKKK!" commented Akane as she noticed bits of goo were splashing her from the point of impact.
"Brraaaaain! Give us the braiiiins!" cried a zombie that had gotten past Akane and opened the door.
"We can make a deal! No! Don't! AAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Akane paused in her struggles as she realized that while she was struggling with ten of them, more had gone past her and were assaulting the house!
"What you need is a homecooked meal!"
"AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!" moaned a group of zombies as Kasumi advanced on them.
"Nutritionally balanced meals," suggested Kasumi.
"Noooooooooooooo!" The zombies moved away from this terrifying figure.
"We got the brains! the brains!" A group of zombies declared as they moved away from the house.
"Who?" Akane spent moments wondering as the zombies shuffled off. "NABIKI!"
"AHHHHH!" Nabiki screamed as her clothes were ripped off. "Pervert zombies!"
"NOOOOO!" Nabiki screamed as a nice fresh uniform was zipped up on her form.
"Ohhhhhhhh," groaned Nabiki as she joined the Legions Of Darkness.
"It was her own fault for consuming so much junk food," proclaimed Kasumi as the zombies circled them.
"I was a Teenage Fast Food Zombie," groaned Nabiki. "Now you two shall pay!"
Akane realized what she had to do. "Sorry Nabiki. This is for your own good. It hurts me worse than it does you!" (Pow-to-da-moon!)
"That looked like you enjoyed it, Akane," pointed out Kasumi.
"Optical illusion," suggested Akane.
"Akane Tendo, my love!"
(Pow-to-da-moon!)
"I don't think he was a zombie, Akane," pointed out Kasumi.
"Close enough," Akane assurred her sister.
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