Who was currently curled up and asleep but as he was several hundred feet tall, armored, and with a laser breath weapon - that was perfectly fine with the Senshi.
"Mooooon Crystal Powder Puff Girl Making Out!"
With one exception.
Everyone stared at where Usagi Tsukino was staggering out of the hatchway and it looked like her legs were ready to go off in different directions altogether.
"Usagi?" Sailor Mars asked just before Sailor Moon used the convenient vertical surface (the one in the red skirt) to hold herself upright. "USAGI!"
"Rei-chan so meanie. Weanie. Eeenie miniie moe." Usagi kissed Rei on the lips and staggered off again. "Let's dust this monster! Anybody got a featherduster or something?"
"Gik!" Sailor Mars managed.
"She's drunk," realized Mercury as she scanned her princess. "Oh my goodness, she's got a blood alcohol level of 0.25%! I'm surprised she's not in a coma."
"Thish'll just take a minute," Usagi confided to the sleeping giant monster.
"Grkk," managed Sailor Mars.
"Moon Power Maid Up!" (Transform!)
Several eyes got very wide at the resulting uniform.
"How can she walk, that drunk, and in high heels like that?" Venus asked.
"You haven't told us we had transformations like that," Uranus said to Pluto, wondering how the guardian of time would look in that outfit.
"I didn't know we did," said Pluto, wondering how Usagi had managed it.
"Dustie dustie dustie dustie," said Moon Maid as she applied her featherduster in an unsteady manner to the tip of the giant monster's tail.
"So do you know of a way to sober her up really quickly?" Venus asked Mercury.
"Should we see how much coffee Biggs-san and Wedge-san can prepare?" Mercury asked without much hope.
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