"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
However, had she been in the southlands, she would have instantly decided to find enlightment at the nearest meed brewery as her warrior of the sky came not descending gracefully in a beam of light, but rather slamming into the ground in a rather impressive belly flop.
Ash Williams, Housewares salesman at S-Mart and unwilling saviour/whipping boy groaned as he peeled himself out of the crator his usual landings caused. "Now, where the hell am I this time?" he asked no one in particular as he rose to his feet, using his trusty chainsaw for leverage.
Suffice to say, this wasn't the first time he went visiting other dimentions, thanks to that damn book; the Necronomicon Ex Morttis, or roughly translated, the Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, the book detailed bizzarre burial rites, inctations and demon ressurrection passages, stuff obviously not ment for the living.
His latest escpade thanks to that book, and a certain poindexter named Eldridge who decided to play Knobby's tape of the passages on Deerbourn public access wound up calling in the Salvation Army of Darkness to his hometown and sending him on a whistle stop tour of Colonial and Civil War Era Deerbourn and finally back to a post-appocaplitic version of his hometown under the Deadite Queen. After blowing the queen up and recovering the Deadites newest toy, the Kandarian Summoning Stone, he had it translated, and said the magic words to get back home. The only problem was he messed up the words a bit.
Hey, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME!!!!!
Still, he had newer fish to fry. Like finding out just where and when he was.
AN: If you are wondering about what I was taking about under latest escapade, it came from the recent game Evil Dead: A Fistfull of Boomstick.
"Gimmie some sugar, baby."
One instant hell on Earth commin' right up!
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