His resolve hardened, Ranma outright asked, "What do you think you're all doing here!?"
Shampoo reached behind her and brought a large Nekohanten box into view. "Shampoo was making delivery."
Growling slightly, Ryoga said, "I was trying to find the Tendo Dojo. And here I find you being UNFAITHFUL TO AKANE!"
Leveling his bokken at Ranma, Tatewaki said, "I always go scuba-diving in the Tendo koi pond every Sunday evening."
Asrial blinked. "What are you? Some sort of stalker?"
"What I do is not stalking!" Kuno said vehemently. "It is contantly watching my lady-love, Akane Tendo, from a close distance, without disturbing her daily routine."
"In other words, stalking." Asrial dead-panned. She then let out a yelp as Ranma tackled her to the ground. Asrial would have complained, had it not been for the large bonbori that had destroyed the wall behind her.
Ranma stood up, and glared at the Amazon. "Shampoo! What do you think you're doing?"
Still holding her other Bonbori, Shampoo said, "Skunky is obstacle. Obstacle is for killing."
"HEY! DON'T CALL EM 'SKUNKY'!" Asrial growled.
"SHAMPOO!!!" A voice called out, and Asrial found herself being hugged by a Chinese guy in white robes.
Ranma sighed ion disbelief. "Mousse! Let go of Asrial!"
"Hold Skunky still, Duck-boy." Shampoo commanded as she lifted her bonbori to bring it down upon Asrial.
*WHAM*!
And Shampoo found herself launched into Kuno, and effectively splashing down into the koi pond, curtousy of a roundhouse kick from Ranma. "Saotome!" Kuno growled. "How dare you throw filthy foreigners at me-WHAAAAA!!! Bad cat! BAD KITTY!"
"MEROW! HISS!!!"
Needless to say, many people sweat-dropped as they watched Kuno get his ass handed to him by a small purple feline. Ranma shivered and decided to pay attention to something else. Mousse, for instance.
Walking up to Mousse, Ranma pulled the myopic Chinese fighter off the Salusian Princess... And layed the unholy smackdown upon Mousse.
*WHAM*! *SMASH*! *TWHACK*! *CRUNCH*! *BASH*! *THUD*! *KER-THUNK*! *KA-POW*! *101-Hit Combo*!
All watched in awe as a rather broken Mousse was then Judo-thrown at Shampoo-Neko, and a rather bloodied Kuno. Knocking them over, they all went down in the koi pond with a loud splash.
Satisfied with the sight, Ranma cracked his knuckles and grinned. Boy, that had allowed him to let off quite a bit of steam. "I'll have to thank Mousse later."
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(Posted Sat, 14 Jun 2003 20:21)
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