[Episode 51496] [Episode 51496]Cologne glowered, and with a Chi enhanced 'Bop' to the head Mousse crumpled to the ground. "Stupid Mr. Part Time."
A resounding crash echoed upstairs, followed quickly by a steady thumping sound which was occasionally accompanied by loud screams. Cologne held NO DOUBT in her mind what was going on upstairs. She herself had seen Mousse throw the packet, and watched as her Great Granddaughter and Son-in-Law succumbed to whatever mystical spell it held within.
Pivoting on her staff, Cologne looked out to the main room - Fully expecting it to be littered with numerous people all busy in the act of copulation, only she recieved a surprise she hadn't expected considering the circumstances.
No one, not a single customer had been affected by the dust. The various men in the roomhad goofy grins as they listened to the sounds coming from upstairs, but beside that nothing. The women, some glaring at their male compatriots and blushing likewise weren't affected.
Cologne thought about it for a moment, and in the end decided either the dust would work at most only on two people, or some how it was a placebo...
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed an overly excited Amazon flying on cloud nine.
"Gah..ah..SHAAMM...POoooOOOO"
Cologne smirked, hearing Ranma's harshly spoken yell. It wasn't as ear peircing as Shampoo's, but it was there. Taking a moment to consider what she should do, Cologne sighed "Alright everyone, were closed. Get. Out." she ordered.
***
"What the hell are you talking about Ko?"
"Look, Sanada. I've discovered their wereabouts. We've planned for this moment, you can't back out now."
Ko frowned deeply, his dark brown eyes glaring holes into his partners back, "Do you have any idea what you're saying Sanada? You want us to go into the Lion's den, get... THAT... before 'They who can not be named' discover our absense?"
Sanada shuddered, the mere reference of 'They who can not be named' still gave him the willies. "Look Ko, we swore we were in this together. It's a blood oath, we both suffer, or we both prosper. This was our Oath, you're not backing out are you?" he retorted harshly.
Ko shook his head feircly, "Nono! I'd go to hell for you Sanada!" he sighed then, looking tired, "Lets get this over with."
Sanada smiled, relaxing some. "Lets do it."
Ko nodded, and as they entered the Lion's Den he muttered to his friend and partner, "May god have Mercy on our Souls."
Sanada, "Amen."
***
Cologne ushered the last of her customers out the door, and none to soon either. She had just locked the store up when Akane turned the corner, a scowl etched on her features and looking hell bent on finding a certain pig tailed marital artist.
"Well, not this time." Cologne sounded to herself, unable to keep the giddy expression off her features concerning the situation. Son-in-Law was consummating his marriage to Shampoo, there long seige had finally been won. She wisely ignored the fact this was all thanks to Mousse.
However, she wouldn't ignore the fact the 'male' had tried to use a mystical concoction to 'steal' her Great Grand Daughter. Stupid males weren't allowed to win their chosen mates through the use of magic, and in most circumstances weren't allowed to even touch said things.
Shelving away those thoughts and thoughts of possible 'punishments' for Mousse for later, Cologne hopped up to a table. Pulling out her pipe, Cologne grinned widely when the sounds of intesive love making returned. Seems Shampoo and Ranma were currently engaged in round two.
"Great Great Grandbabies..." Cologne cooed, just imagining the pitter patter of little feet. Oh she so hoped Shampoo would pop off a few dozen of the little rascals.
***
"Ready Ko?"
"Ready Sanada."
Taking a deep breath, Sanada approached the nurse. "Excuse me, ma'am."
Nurse Miko looked up from where she was filling out numerous forms and gazed blanklu at the man, before smiling slightly, "Yes? Is there something I could help you with?"
Sanada nodded nervously,"Ah.. yes.. Our..*shudder*.. wives.. are pregnant."
Miko nodded, "Congradulations, sir. How can I help you?" she reiterated.
"Ah... yes.. we'd.. like to make sure to NEVER happens again!" Ko said feverishly.
Miko blinked in disbelief, "Ah... okay.. how can I help you?"
"Operation: Visectemy!" Ko and Sanada sounded, high fiving each other and flexing their muscles, trying to look manly.
Miko sweatdropped greatly.
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