Faerie King Ranma: Screwy Chase! [Episode 51515]

Akane was running madly thru the woods, fleeing the pervert.  Whatever she tried to do to stop the Big Bad Wolf, he simply came back.  Several times, she stopped behind and waited for Wolfie to show up, before violently flattening like a pancake.  But that barely slowed him down.

"Come on, baby, don't be so shy!"

SLAM!

"Why don't we go for a walk together?"

SLAM!

"What about a little vacation on the Riviera?"

SLAM!

"I can cover you with diamonds, with pearls, with jewels...."

SLAM!

"I can even get you... a set of brand-new tires!"

SLAM!

She had tried to kick him into LEO, but barely the second after he disappeared above the forest, Wolfie stepped from behind a tree.  Akane could almost believe he had one (or several) twin brothers also stalking her.

"Staying away from you is such a torture, my sweet...."

Truly upset, Akane had then decided to try more to basic martial arts, since cartoonesque moves seemed counterproductive.  She even tried a judo throw, catching the wolf by an arm and pulling very hard... but all she obtained was a ripping sound.

Looking dumbfounded at what was left in her arms, she saw she was not only holding the tuxedo, but also... a wolf pelt?

Turning around with her hairs sticking straight, Akane could see the wolf, leaning against a tree, naked... or rather, skinned, though still wearing a polka-dot boxer.

"You're a feisty one, you are..." droned the Wolf, before making kissing sounds with his long muzzle.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Panicked, Alane had once again fled blindly, running faster than she thought possible.  The worst part was that annoying fast-paced chase music that seemed to come from nowhere!

After a short while, she had exhausted herself and stopped, her back against a tree, to catch her breath.  But for some holes in the trunk, two arms with white-gloved hands stuck out and started to grope her.  Her face was immediately drained of all blood.

“ECCCHIII!!!”

After this roar, Akane uprooted the tree and threw it away as far as she could, before running again.

Finally, she saw her possible salvation... one large building with lots of neon lights, proudly spelling: "GRANDMA'S HOUSE"

Not taking mention that this place looked like some weird nightclub or theater from the fifties', Akane rushed to the closest door — which happened to be the stage door — and knocked violently.

The door opened, and she was greeted by a white-aired lady — dressed in a red party dress that was way too hugging for someone her age.

"Oooh!  Lil' Red!  Here you are at last!  Your Grandmother was getting so worried!" said the extravagant old woman.

Akane blinked, but she had more pressing concerns than to discuss Grandma's choice of dress and speech.

"There's a pervert wolf after me!  I can't shake it of!  You gotta help me hide, please!"

"A WOLF?!  WHERE!?" expectantly yelled Grandma, shaking her head left and right with a leering grin.

Then, she caught herself, coughed in her hand and urged Akane inside the theater.

"Don't worry, my sweetheart.  Grandma won't let the bad Wolfie bother you.  He'll have to pass... over my body!" she finished, giggling and winking.

Akane sweatdropped, but the old moll didn't let her time to ponder.  She guided the Scarlet Riding Hood up to a large scene with a closed curtain.

"Now hurry up, girlie.  The crowd is waiting for you!  You can't leave your public cool their heels any longer!"

"WHAT?" barked Akane, as a spotlight flared, illuminating where she stood, and the curtains started to open.