"If you don't release me right now, I'll call for the guard and mmffff?!"
The woman, Sanko Mimosa, was in for prostitution. If they'd known that she was also known as Saeko "The Psycho" Mamiya she would have had a cell all by herself and been chained to the floor with guards all around.
Unfortunately, the police were understaffed due to the flu going around.
Nabiki was pinned to the cot as the woman gave her a very hard kiss, sufficient that it was likely to bruise the smaller girl's lips.
Sanko lifted the girl away from the bed, heading towards the window, with the other inmates scooting around to keep their distance from the couple.
"MFFF?!" Nabiki realized she was being crushed into the wall, that Sanko apparently liked onions, and that she could hear a motor revving up outside the window?
CRASH! A large section of wall crashed over.
"EEEEK!" Nabiki managed as she was carried along by her cellmate as they raced for a car?! "Waitaminute! There's been a mistake!"
Police swarmed out, and even if this was Japan, a few sidearms were readied. (The rest were locked and someone was trying to find a key. Which is why two officers were shooting and the rest just looked sternly at the inmates who had not fled.)
"EEEP! EEEK! WAIT! DON'T SHOOT!" Nabiki called out as she was slung into the car and it screeched off into the distance.
Officer Kenichi swore. "That girl must have used her Yakuza contacts to get sprung. We need to put her house under surveillance. Can someone wake the judge up for a search warrant?"
"Three orders of Lo Mein," said Cologne, tossing the bowls up.
"I got it!" "Shampoo get!"
Nuku Nuku put the three bowls into place as Shampoo picked herself off the floor.
"Can I get some water?" A customer called out.
Shampoo turned.
Zip! "Here you go!"
Shampoo glowered at the upstart who had gotten there before her. "Of course you know, this mean war!"
Mousse shivered as the plane continued its way towards France. Yes, one splash of cold water and he could fly to safety though at 100,000 feet he was having trouble breathing much less as a duck. Unfortunately the only water was 100,000 feet below him.
He could fly down. If he was a duck.
Mousse tried to climb to a door, wondering what else would go wrong.
"BWWEEEE BWEEE BWEEEE" declared a furious P-chan. (How dare you try to replace me?)
"Pika?" (I'm sorry but I don't speak Babbling Idiot, can you try that again?)
"BWEEEE! BWEEEE! SNORT!" (Can't you make any noises besides that?! I'll bet this is Ranma's fault!)
"Pika pi pikachu?" (Can someone tell me why a little black pig is getting in my face?)
"BUQIIII BWEEE BWEEE SNORT BWEEE!" (You you Akane-lap-thief you!!!)
"Pi pi pika. Pika pi?" (Please stop spitting on me. Can I at least find out if you're a valid target?") "BUQIIIIII!" The little black pig raced out of Akane's bedroom. (We'll see what Akane says about this!)
"Pi?" The Pikachu followed, curious. (Can someone tell me what the heck's going on?)
"BWEE!" P-chan declared as he discovered the door unlocked to the furo. (Perfect!)
"PIKA?" Pikachu asked as he came more cautiously around the corner.
A dripping wet naked Ryouga appeared at the door of the furo. "HAH! Now I've got you!"
Subject: Male human. Fanged. Possible possession victim/minion youma.
Subject is naked and exhibiting a high level of antagonism.
No map of facial features between subject and owner. Likelyhood of genetic relationship: low.
Conclusion: subject is pervert and proximity indicates threat to owner.
Changing status from subject to target.
snap crackle pop"PIKA CHU!" ZZZAAAAAPPPP!
Ryouga had leapt into the bath as P-chan. Ryouga was wet. Ryouga became drier as he was hit by a small lightning bolt.
"What was that? Did you find a pervert? R-Ryouga?!" Akane stared at the naked Ryouga standing there in the hallway. Her gaze slowly tracked down.
Ryouga realized he was naked in front of Akane. "EEEP!" He covered himself as best he could.
"PIKA!" Pikachu got in between his owner and the pervert, ready to lay down his pseudo-life for her if need be.
"Akane, what's that?" Ryouga asked, pointing at the yellow electrical discharge device.
"Ryouga?! Why are you?!" Akane asked.
Ranma coming up behind Akane couldn't resist. "Oh man. You weren't doing something perverted now, were ya, P-chan?"
"Who are you calling P-chan?" Ryouga demanded, shaking his fist at Ranma.
"The naked guy not even covering himself as he flaps in the wind talking to Akane," pointed out Ranma.
Kasumi, walking behind Ryouga, looks, shrugs, and continues on her way, closing the door behind her.
"Piiiika," said Pikachu threateningly.
Ryouga realized he'd uncovered again and fled to the safety of the furo. CRASH! "EEK!"
"EEEK!" exclaimed Kasumi who had checked for Ryouga's clothes and on not finding them had assumed that Ryouga was done.
"EEEK!" exclaimed a naked Ryouga on finding a nearly naked Kasumi.
"EEEK!" exclaimed Akane as a naked Ryouga leapt back into the hallway.
"uhm. eek." Ranma thought for a moment. "Ryouga. I gotta eat later. Cover up, buddy."
Level 1 Stun ineffective. Increasing to Heavy Stun
"PIKA CHUUU!" ZZZZZAAAAPPPPPPP!
"YOW!" Ryouga began running around, chased by a large yellow mouse critter that kept tagging his bottom with small lightning bolts.
Ranma thoughtfully reached into the closet and got out a towel which he handed to Ryouga as the lost boy ran past him.
"Yow! OWCH! YOWTCH! EEP! AKKK!"
Ranma ignored the staring Akane, the door closing behind Kasumi as she tried to get her bath again, and the odd noises from a panda and a usually overwrought father as the events began playing out. Beat anything that was on TV at least.
"Uhm, so how did Hotaru do in sparring?" Akane finally asked as she decided to just ignore what she didn't understand.
"Pretty good. She's got some serious strength and speed, and she gets moves down as soon as I show her," said Ranma as he watched the two running around the koi pond. "She can't use any chi based moves, but the basic art should be no problem."
"EEEP! OUCH! YOWIE! YIPES!" yelped Ryouga.
"That's good I guess," agreed Akane.
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