It was so obvious to Nodoka... And she was thankful that she had demanded that none of the usuals from Nerima come to see her son. It would have been obvious to them too, and they would have made a mess of everything. "They love each other."
True, it might have been too early for Nodoka to call the emotion between Ranma and Britanny 'love', but she could somehow tell that this was the first time Ranma was acting upon instincts of love. "If it weren't the first, he would have taken her all the way on the kitchen floor then and there."
Nodoka giggled like a school-girl, at the thought of her manly son making sweet, passionate love to Britanny. She had known about the Neko-Ken from when she had gotten a chance to talk to Ranma, and the very thought of Ranma liking a very cat-like woman was practically unbelievable... And on some levels, almost humerous.
"But still," Nodoka thought, "If my son DOES want Britanny for a wife, I won't mind. So what if she's gaijin, she's absolutely unique and exotic. Plus..." A huge grin appeared on Nodoka's face. "With those breasts and hips, I'd almost be guaranteed lots and lots and lots of kawaii kitty-grandchildren to spoil!!!"
Nodoka squealed in delight at the thought of what kind of children her son and Britanny would have. Definitely would take after their mother with lots of beautiful fur. And she was sure they'd grow up to be strong and honorable like their father. "Oh, they'd be just SO adorable!"
And so, as Nodoka relaxed in the bathtub, she hummed to herself, thinking about all the grandchildren she could possibly have from Ranma and Britanny, if the two chose to be together. As Nodoka relaxed, she though, "Oh, I do hope she would breed like a real cat. I'd SO want to have lots of grandchildren at once!"
And throughout the house, Britanny and Ranma were having almost simultaneous sneezing fits.
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We watch as the group of wererats, and their master, Zero, sit in JFK International Airport in New York, NY. The wererats are looking over their plane tickets as they await to board onto the plane.
"Okay," Lydia began. "The seats are spread two and two. One of us will have to @#$%in' sit with Zero."
"I'm not doing it!" Romeo stated clearly. "That guy has literally KILLED me everytime I've trained under him!"
"So what? You @#$%in' come back to life anyway!" Lydia hissed.
"Like, I'm NOT sittin' next ta Zero!" Moisha said as she pointed over to their torturer instructor of martial arts and ninjitsu.
"Well, one of us has to @#$%in' sit next to Zero!" Lydia said. "And it ain't @#$%in' me!"
"S'not gonna be me either!" Moisha stated.
"I don't wannt do it." Romeo whined.
"All right, you @#$%in' wimps, all right..." Lydia growled. "Looks like we're going to have to settle this the old fashioned way!"
"Lydia, you don't mean..." Romeo tried.
"Like, are you serious, Lyds?" Moisha asked.
"YES!" Lydia said. "The straws!"
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(Posted Sat, 21 Jun 2003 00:05)
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