Lemon Flu Redux: Cologne: Cat Catcher [Episode 53752]

by The Demented Redhead

Cologne splashed the two girls with the Instant Cat water she had in her water gun, before placing them inside the large carrier she had. “Now you two behave and play nice with the others, and I’ll get you to a very cute and powerful man to be with.”

Seeing the two slowly nod as their higher brain functions returned slowly, Cologne shut the lid on the basket, making certain the Guy-Away patches were still in effect and secured. It would not be well if Happosai or some other guy neared them at this point.

Cologne wrote down some new names on her list. “I believe they were named Natsume and Kurumi,” she said, adding the names of two more females to the list.

When she had been able to figure out what was happening, she was half tempted to look for Happosai, as it sounded like some busted plan of his. Imagine, a virus that made women desire sex more then men.

But she was able to put aside that instinctual reaction and start this plan.

The first thing she did was fill up the water guns with Instant Cat water, a purchase made by Mousse who thought he could prove his love to Shampoo if he shared her curse.

He was now safely locked up at the Nekohanten. The less chance his genes had to make it into the pool, the better.

Then after grabbing some ingredients to ensure son-in-law was able to “stud” himself without sleeping, so as to leave no girl left wanting, she squirted LingLing and LungLung, and placed them in the basket with Shampoo. It was a good thing to discover that the virus seemed to have no effect on the cursed forms.

Plus, the girls seemed very happy to be going to be with their shared Airen.

After strapping some Guy-Away on, she was off. Ranma’s ki showed he was still at the Tendo Dojo, which was fine for Cologne. As long as he was in one place and male, it would make her job a bit easier. She just hoped she had enough waterproof soap to keep him as such. She doubted his mind would accept it if he became pregnant, let alone that he had slept with a guy.

Her plan was to offer him full membership in the tribe for himself and any woman he mated with. If she had to guess, each girl was going to be carrying his child by the end of the session, and she knew Ranma would desire that each child be taken care of by himself as well as the mother, without dishonoring the mother.

She respected him for that, and long had suspected it was one of the reasons behind her great-granddaughter’s trouble in taming the Horse. Of course, how he got that way despite being raised by Genma, she had no clue. But with luck, and considering the alternative the girls would face if he didn’t mate with them, she was certainly to increase the power and resources of the tribe dramatically this day.

Well, that and she didn’t want her Great Granddaughter to get charged for murdering the man who somehow was in the right place at the right time to corral the Wild Filly.

“Let’s see,” said the aged woman. “I have three Amazons, Ms. Kuonji, Ms. Kuno (after spraying her down to remove any potions she had on her to ‘help’ her loves for the evening), and now the neo-Tendo sisters.”

Nodding her head, she prepared to head out and see if any others remained before heading quickly to the Dojo. It was like they just kept wondering into her path. “Either a Kami is supporting me for the tribe, or they believe son-in-law needs to get laid.”

Sighing at the fact it was probably both, she went on, wondering what girl she would come across next, and what two son-in-law had apparently already mated with, if those power surges were anything to judge by.

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(Posted Sun, 27 Aug 2006 19:51)


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