If some girl who was a friend of his new love was angry at him, it could only be because he had not paid greater attention to her!
"Alas," said Kuno heavily. "The kami are so unkind to make me so irresistable to women. What can one do then, but accept your affections as well? Even if you are not quite as attractive as the short-haired girl."
"Excuse me?" Sailor Neptune asked.
"Do not worry, fair flower, for I am indeed man enough for both of you," Kuno assured the woman.
Dark General Burger Clown was unhappy. Bleep bleep bleepity bleep bleep bleep.
Not only had she been jilted by the fiance she had never actually wanted - the baka hentai aho. No. Now she was a Dark General in some lame take over the world plot, and she was Burger Clown for crying out loud!
Burger Clown, the fast food selling Western icon whose hamburgers had less nutritional value than the cardboard containers the heat-treated pseudo-meals came in! Burger Clown, whose commercials rarely focussed on the food because even the ad people couldn't make a big deal out of the product.
Well, if she was going to be Burger Clown, it was time to bring in her OWN minions.
Everyone else was away from the base, no doubt laughing at her. Well, they wouldn't be laughing soon! Nobody would laugh at THIS clown!
"Let us out!"
Burger Clown tootled her horn menacingly. No more Daisuke! Let the fast food zombie be reborn as:
Daisuke found he was alive again, dressed in a black-and-white suit with a cape and a floppy hat and a black mask. "Mutter mumble mumble mumble!"
Burger Clown tootled her horn at the other captives to let them know that this fate was in store for them too.
"Oh my kami," wailed Sayuri. "Burger Clown turned Daisuke into the Hambungler!"
"Not much of a change if you ask me," said Yuka as she tried to break free from her own prison.
Burger Clown went to the next tube and tootled her horn in a menacing manner.
"I think the creepiest part is that clown makeup and the way she doesn't talk," said Sayuri, calming down as she prepared to watch Hiroshi get his. The glow built up in Hiroshi's tube.
"Uh duhh duhhh dubb duhh duhh," said the new Hiroshi.
"Oh my gosh, he turned into Beaver? Or is it Buttwipe?" Yuka asked. "I could never keep them straight."
"Uhm. That's not the character," said Sayuri. "It's Barney."
"Uhm. You've both got it wrong," said the transformed Hiroshi. "I'm now Dark Sergeant - The Grumble."
"Oh yeah, the purple fur threw me off," admitted Sayuri.
"At this rate we're both going to be Fry Girls," complained Yuka. "Isn't this about the time for someone to rescue us?"
The former Akane, now Dark General Burger Clown™ prepared to throw the switch.
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