It was Shampoo who spoke first. ”AIYAH! Fight with Saffron must have affected Airen somehow! He now have Bird fetish!•
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In a lab in Atlanta Georgia
Penny frowned as she stopped working on her invention. Now why did she suddenly have the urge to find the biggest damn mallet she could and go protect Charlotte‘s virtue?
Hmm maybe she should go talk to the Diggers about this... after all Charlotte was heading that way this morning. Well it could probably wait.
Penny idly went back to work on her latest invention The Pervert Smasher 5000‘ (invented for people besides Ace who tried to get fresh with her).
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”So Ranma‘s at Mt. Phoenix?• Questioned Mousse as he fumed over Saotome‘s infidelity.
”Hmm Actually....• Cologne began, but Soun interrupted.
”Quick Saotome! We must prevent this awful future from happening! TO CHINA!• Soun grabbed Genma and raced out of the dojo, unfortunately he had grabbed Genma‘s leg. Considering Genma was still in a full body cast, the end result was him being dragged along the ground bumping into and over things.
”... I don‘t think that‘s one of the Phoenix people.• Cologne finished, looking dryly at the cloud of dust that was all that remained of the two fathers. She sighed in resignation, hoping those two wouldn‘t cause to much trouble on their quest.
”What you mean Great Grandmother?• Shampoo asked curiously, it sure looked like a Phoenix woman to her.
”Well look, the girl has normal hands and feet, not like the claws of the Phoenix people.• Cologne pointed out.
”Shampoo see... still Ranma SHAMPOO‘s Airen! Shampoo will rain down doomity doom upon doomed bird-girl who steals Airen!• Shampoo cried her battle aura flaring as she struck a pose. Cologne sweat dropped, she knew letting her great granddaughter watch that silly cartoon was a bad idea. She talked bad enough Japanese as it is.
”You got that right sugar, how dare that girl try to steal away my Ran-chan!• Ukyo exclaimed a moment later.
Akane just growled out. ”Ranma no Baka... how dare you cheat on me with that whore.... I‘m gonna pound you good when I find you.•
Nodoka was to busy giggling maniacally at the thought of grandchildren to add her own two cents.
Ryouga just ran outside shouting. ”Ranma! You‘ll pay for betraying Akane like that.• He was lost soon afterwards.
Cologne hmm‘d in thought. ”Well there are some clues here; still it will take some time to narrow down the location of Son-in-law.•
Nodoka paused as while Cologne‘s back was turned the image shifted slightly to a note that read. ‘Ranma...you will pay for corrupting Charlotte like this... and if you don‘t treat her right you‘ll pay even more! Sincerely, Penny Pincher Genius extraordinaire and protector of Charlotte‘s virtue!‘ A pair of cats eyes appeared in the image and winked at Nodoka before vanishing.
The view quickly changed back, Nodoka quickly realizing no-one else had seen the shift as they were to busy arguing and yelling. She considered mentioning it, then stopped as Nabiki spoke.
”You guys had better find Ranma quickly; after all you know his honor won‘t let him abandon a child. Especially one of his own.• Nabiki smirked, the amusement value of this situation was quite high. Besides she had noticed some clues herself. If she could figure out Ranma‘s location on her own, she could make a killing!
”Aiyah! Sneaky-girl right. Airen must not have baby!•
Cologne nodded as she put in her two cents under her breath. ”Indeed, it would be quite difficult to retrieve son-in-law if he had a child. Extreme measure might have to be taken to ensure the baby is not a problem if we arrive too late. That would make things difficult.• After all the memory erasing shampoo didn‘t come cheaply.
It should be noted that Ranma has good hearing, a trait he inherited from his mother. Nodoka‘s eyes hardened as she heard what Cologne muttered. Was Cologne threatening her future grandchildren? Not while she was around she wouldn‘t.
”That‘s right! No way is Ran-chan going to have a baby with some hussy like that! ” Ukyo voiced her approval for stopping the future.
”I see...• Nodoka spoke as she stood up. ”Well my son is well, and shall come back to me in the near future. I waited 10 years for him; I can wait a while longer still. If you will excuse me. I have to be getting home.•
The NWC for the most part ignored her departure, except for Cologne and Nabiki. Cologne noted the slight coldness in Nodoka‘s tone. Cologne decided it was because they were discussing how to prevent the birth of the infant in the image. Cologne figured that the Saotome matriarch would calm down once she realized that Ranma would still give her grandchildren, only they would be Shampoo‘s.
Nabiki on the other hand caught the sudden hard glint in Nodoka‘s eye. She to guessed correctly as to why Auntie was upset. However she also suspected that Nodoka knew something else. Nabiki made a mental note to keep an eye on her. Still it‘s not like whatever Nodoka knew was of immediate importance, what was of immediate importance was finding Ranma and selling his location!
Nodoka headed out of Nerima towards her house. She had a name to look up and with any luck she‘d find out more about the where-a-bouts of her son...
"Let em get this straight, you saw a future vision of you were-cat son seducing MY Charolette and getting her knocked up??!!!"
"Oh yes! mys on is so MANLY doing that..."
"...... urge...to smite.... perverted werecats....rising...."
Penny: "Not if I can help it!!!"
...umm right... and warn him about Cologne.
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