Everyone blinked as Nabiki, slightly older, with longer hair, came walking in with her own infants (two, one with red hair and another with light brown hair), wearing an outfit one would expect a desert warrior to wear, instead of the infamous Ice Queen.
Though to tell the truth, both her current style and her apparent new style relied on showing sex appeal.
“Aiyah!” screamed Shampoo. “Yakuza-girl must have blackmailed Airen into sleeping with her!”
“Oh my, is that really proper?” asked Kasumi. “Nabiki, you shouldn’t be forcing Ranma-kun like that.”
“Wai! More Grandchildren!” Glomp “Oh Nabiki-chan! You can call me Mother. Let me tell you some positions to ensure a baby!”
“URK!” came the startled reply. “Saotome, you’ll pay for this!”
“How could you?” screamed Akane at her sister, lifting her mallet back up so as to properly punish her sister for stealing her pervert fiancé.
Eyes wide, Nabiki slipped out of Nodoka’s grip, trying desperately to put some distance between herself, the crazy redhead, the psycho sister—maybe I should have got her some mental help instead of fostering her off on Saotome?—as well as the looks of pain the other fiancées were delivering her way.
Which was when she touched the stone that had been left outside of Cologne’s protection circle.
As she vanished in a puff of black smoke, the others could only stare.
Soun was standing stark still, on one hand, if this future came to pass, the schools were united, but on the other hand, Ranma wasn't faithfull to just one girl. He thought about it and decided that it didn't matter what Ranma did, just as long as the schools were united.
And besides, he had always been a bit worried that Nabiki would end up an old maid ... or a lesbian ... or would sell his organs on EBay.
Well, with a family, maybe she’ll get her priorities straight.
“Where Yakuza-girl go?” asked Shampoo, her Chinese broadsword at the ready.
“To fulfill the role that the dark power attached to that stone has made for her,” said Cologne.
“WAH! My daughter’s going to be evil!” he screamed.
Ukyo sighed. “They’re a bit too late for that, sugar.”
“Anyway,” said Cologne, refocusing on her crystal ball, “be quiet so I can check the visions. Perhaps we can yet get a clue as to where son-in-law is.”
“Stupid crystal better show Shampoo with Airen!” yelled Shampoo.
“Like hell!” yelled Ukyo. “It better show Ranchan with his cute fiancée.”
“Yes!” smiled Nodoka. “Show me more grandbabies!”
Genma cried out that it must show Ranma happily married to Akane, completely ignoring the fact that he appeared to at least be with Nabiki. Of course, since he was still in a full cast with his jaw wired shut, all that came out was a series of loud mumbles.
“I DO NOT WANT THE JERK!” proclaimed Akane.
And you thought only dogs could have a Pavlovian response.
As Cologne looked again into the crystal ball, she saw...
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