Ranma was muttering deprecations against tree leaves that held onto rainwater long after rain had fallen as he stomped toward town, trying to decide just how he was going to be able to PAY for all any sort of clothes.
"What's that?" he heard someone ask.
"It's a wild Honeycat!" someone gasped, not believing their look at such a rare pokewoman heading their way.
"Where's the tail and ears?" someone else asked, confused.
"Who cares? Honeycat's are hot!" the first said. "And there's a reason they're named after honey you know."
"OKAY!" Ranma shouted. "That's it! There's no way...any of you are getting near my 'honey' or whatever."
"Wow, she is a wild one," somebody said. "Come on let's get her and then we can have TWO pokewomen!"
"Rosygirl!" the leader shouted. "I choose you!" The ball was tossed and Ranma prepared to avoid yet another attack from a girl he didn't want to hurt.
Popping out of the ball was something that looked a lot like Kodachi, but, like the other Shampoo he had met, was almost completely lacking in spirit.
She didn't look particularly healthy either. In fact her only action seemed to be to fall to her knees and then pass out. She had black roses wilting in her hair, actually part of her, and her flesh had sort of a pale green color. Her stomach was starting to bulge a little in a way that Ranma recognized from her travels.
"Umm, didn't you feed her?" one of the perverts asked.
"I thought you were supposed to do that!" the questioned one responded.
"Somebody had to feed her," another said. "She's been getting fat!"
"She's pregnant you ASSHOLES!!" Ranma shouted.
"I thought you gave her those pills!" one protested.
"I thought you did!"
"Excuse me, jerks," Ranma growled. "You're forgetting somebody."
"The pokewoman thinks is somebody," one of them snickered. Ranma cracked her knuckles.
After she finished she looked over the perverted jerks, and looked over the three sets of clothes in her hands. Then she quickly picked up the Kodachi mirror and started to head back to the other two girls and away from "civilization."
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(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)
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