"I, Rikudo Koshi, hereby allow a character from my experimental anime Excel Saga to be used in a cameo for this parody."
-R.K.
“Ah! Oh, no! One of the scary yet easily defeated monsters of Juuban has me! Who knows what kind of disgusting and perverted things it might do to my beautiful, untouched-by-hand-of-man body? What shall I do Ilpalazzo-sama, even though you are noticeably too absent to answer my question? What do I do, what do I do, whatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo? Ah! The legendary Sailor Senshi, who everybody knows don’t really exist, are here to save me! Oh, save me, nonexistent Sailor Senshi! Ah… why is the monster acting like Ha-chan, bleeding all over my boots? That’s unforgivable!”
Such was the long-winded speech of Excel Excel, on yet another (doomed) mission. In point of fact, attempting to keep up with the pace at which its hostage was spouting verbage had left its weak Daimon brain liquefied. Currently, said brain had finished leaking through the Daimon’s ears and nose – accompanied by copious quantities of blood – leaving the poor monster to turn gradually into dust.
The Fuku-clad Soldiers of Love and Justice were left bewildered as the ever-hungry blonde terror – scratch that, the NON-Moon Kingdom-affiliated ever-hungry blonde terror – walked energetically away, singing.
“... la lalala, you tried to kidnap me! La lalala, now you’re dust in the street!...”
(It should be noted that spotting either of Ilpalazzo's henchwomen and NOT immediately leaving the area automatically makes one a nominee for a Darwin Award Honorable Mention.)
Today's Darwin Award... Success?
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