"This is interesting," said Uranus2 with a gesture towards the TV.
"This is strange," said Neptune2 looking at the same thing. "This isn't Sailorball Z. Yet it is as well."
"They call it 'Dragonball Z'," said Uranus2. "They have the same basic plotline as in Sailorball Z, except that instead of Son Usagi they have Son Goku. Instead of the Sailorjin they have the Saiyajin. Instead of girls they have boys."
"Weird what these alternate Earths can come up with," Neptune2 pointed out. "So this the fight with Beryl's goons, right?"
"Except they're named after food products instead of minerals," said Uranus2. "Hmmm."
"Well, that is a naming convention we hadn't considered," admitted Neptune2. "I could be the artistically inclined Celery?"
"I'd think something fruitier like 'Kiwi' or 'Avocado' would be more fitting," suggested the Sailor Uranus marionette. "I could be Lemon or Persimmon or something."
"Something to suggest I suppose," agreed Neptune2. "I kind of like the Egyptian names myself. I just have one question."
"What's that?" Uranus2 asked.
"Is there anything else on? I've already gone through all her manga and anyone who reads that much Patarillo should be measured for the jacket with the wraparound sleeves."
His name was Happosai. He was almost completely sure of that.
He'd been hit with a lot of punches and kicks. That hadn't been new. Lightning and glowing balls and a big staff shaped like a key and the fortunately blunt end of some polearm. Then IT came.
The big pink heart. Somehow it didn't seem silly when it was coming roaring down upon your head.
Then it had hit and he felt...
Happosai slowly made his way up to his feet. He felt sparkly clean. He felt like going out and finding some puppies and kitties and having a warm and fuzzy moment. He felt like swearing off booze and panties and being a mean old man and going out and doing nice things.
"Maybe I can sleep it off," said Happosai as he crawled off to find someplace where he could do just that.
Ranma shook his head. Well, at least Miss Hinako wasn't hurt. Just stuck in between her child and adult forms. By a giant pink heart. This was all so - wait a minute. Quick head count needed.
Uh-oh.
As subtly as he could manage, so as not to alarm anyone, Ranma tried to ask if the unthinkable had occurred. "Hey, did anyone notice that that Neptuna and Kuno are missing?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Uranus summed up quite nicely her feelings on the subject.
"Don't worry, he probably just took her off to that deathtrap of a mansion to put her to bed," said Ranma as he tried to assure the belligerant girl.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Uranus again gave voice to her feelings.
"This is fate," said Sailor Pluto mysteriously.
"Wow, that's so romantic," gushed Venus. "Upon finding his true love, he whisks her away to his castle far away!"
Sailor Uranus settled for twitching and looking unhappy. "Where did you say this Maniac Mansion was?" Maybe if Sailor Moon just hit the whole complex with one of her attacks? It couldn't hurt Michiru after all.
"Yuka?" Sayuri looked out at the gathering night.
"Yes?"
"Where exactly are we going to look for the Senshi in Juuban?" Sayuri gestured at the entire thing.
"I don't know but we could go pray in that shrine for divine assistance... Oh! That's the Hikawa shrine!"
"Yeah, so?" Sayuri asked, seeing nothing special about yet another Shinto shrine.
"It's the one that psychic shrine maiden is supposed to be at," said Yuka, practically bounding up the steps.
"Well, if nothing else, maybe they've got someway to draw out that dose of magic we got hit with," admitted Sayuri, following her friend.
Beep beep honk honk tootle! tootled Burger Clown angrily.
"Mumble mutter mumble mumble mutter." The Hambungler protested it being his fault.
"Duh-huh! All done!" The Grumble, the purple furred milkshake monster, stepped away. "We can get to Juuban in this vehicle and be back before the boss comes in. Duh-hee-hee."
"Mumble mutter mutter mumble graffle," agreed the Hambungler.
Tootle toot toot tootle honked Burger Clown, malicious gleam in her eyes as she held up a tracking device with the other hand.
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