"Vanilla pudding?" Neptune asked Uranus.
"Don't ask," said Uranus. "Are you okay?"
"He apparently didn't do too much," said Neptune.
"I've already got a girlfriend!" Tuxedo Mask declared as he ran through the corridor.
"Nay, my love! Return to my side!"
Uranus blinked. "Looks like Tuxedo Kamen has some girl after him."
"Kodachi Kuno," explained the arriving Ranma. "Man. You gals really are handy. That's two less problems in my life already."
"FOUL SORCERER!" The suddenly recovered Kuno exclaimed. "Explain your connection to my golden goddess and her aqua-haired accessory!"
Neptune frowned at being called an 'accessory.'
"I'm just a friend of one of their friends, Kuno. Other than that I just met them," explained Ranma, expecting Kunoesque logic to make an appearance.
"I see," said Kuno, not missing the glares that Uranus and Neptune fixed on Ranma. "So the foul sorcerer has no power over the true love that abides between myself and my goddess or her sidekick."
Neptune frowned slightly more as she decided whether 'sidekick' was a step up from 'accessory'.
Ranma considered briefly. "Uh yeah. I guess that's about as accurate as you're likely to get."
"Then," said Kuno, grabbing Uranus and bending her back for a kiss, "we may become as one!"
"AGHHHHHH!" Uranus said, repeatedly hitting Kuno.
"ICK!" Neptune exclaimed, repeatedly beating on Kuno.
"Ranma-sama or the Tuxedo-clad man, ahhh, I must have them both!" Kodachi exclaimed from a distance. "Yet no. Ranma has those other harridans pursuing him and is uncouth of manner. Yet the prince of my eye clearly has no such faults of his own. Yes. The Tuxedo Wearer is already dressed for our nuptials. How perfect is that?"
Yuka and Sayuri flipped the door open and stared.
"I didn't think it would be this easy," admitted Yuka.
Sayuri mutely nodded.
"This is most ominous," said Mars2.
(Posted Mon, 14 Jul 2003 14:09)
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