The Maid unit (Juli) froze up momentarily as the magic hit her, hit the amount of energy still within her from the Eidolon Tower adventure, and rebounded.
"Uhm, well that outfit looks good on you," said Yuka to Magical Maid Sayuri.
"Just great, some people would get a major powerup out of this sort of situation, I get a maid outfit." Sayuri glanced down. "At least my skirt is fairly long and my cleavage is... Hey! I got cleavage! All right! Let's see Daisuke call me flat-chested now!"
"I thought you didn't like Daisuke?" Yuka asked, edging closer to the Senshi. She knew what she wanted to be.
"Well, with this sort of figure, I can probably do a lot better!" Sayuri exclaimed. She didn't know why she felt so chipper and energetic and upbeat, but figured out eventually that it was likely part of her transformation.
Luna and Artemis, sneaking around and keeping an eye on the marionettes, brushed up against the other human as they sniffed at the maid.
Shift, Change, Transform
"YUKA?!" Sayuri exclaimed in alarm.
"This is fate," said Sailor Mooncatgirl. "Well, nyow, at least I don't have to, mew, rely on the Voice Beyond Voice technique now."
BEE-BEE-BEEP!
"AHHHH!" Magical Moon Maid Sayuri exclaimed. "It's Dark General Burger Clown!"
"Dark General..." gasped Artemis.
"...Burger Clown?!" questioned Luna. "Okay. Now that is just plain silly."
Standing in the shadow of a torii, Dark General Burger Clown™ made a few sentai gestures before she replied. honk honk tootle beep beep!
"I've heard worse Dark General introductory speeches," confessed Artemis.
beep beep?
"Oh heavens yes," agreed Luna. "And I'm sorry, compared to some of the Dark Generals and minion yoma we've seen - you're actually not all that silly."
"Right, and you're not about to fall out of that clown suit," pointed out Artemis. "Some of those Dark General types, why, you've had to wonder if they had to velcro their costumes into place just to avoid having it fall off during the introductory speech phase."
tootle beep honk The former Akane declared. Now as Dark General Burger Clown she was at least spared the more hentai and cheesecake problems afflicting Sailor Moon villains.
"Don't mention it," said Artemis.
Toottle beepity beep beep beep? asked Burger Clown.
"Actually, these aren't the real Senshi," put in Luna. "These are just cheap imitations."
More than one of the marionette senshi wondered if anyone would mind if they just hit Luna with a couple of small attacks.
"I may not be able to understand this clown," said Sailor Marionette Uranus, "but I'm pretty sure that we're allowed to attack supernatural menaces."
Beep beep. Beep beep. Beepity beep!
A guy in a pinstripe prison uniform with a floppy hat and cape leapt out. "Grimble roffle roofle rot!" (Thud!). Unfortunately as this WAS the Hambungler, he landed on his cape, tripped, and then landed on his nose.
"Duhhh duhhhh dehuhhhhh!" announced the Grumble as he made his appearance.
"Targets acquired," said Marionette Uranus, her right eye gleaming.
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