Tatewaki Kunou stood proudly in front of the gates of the hallowed halls of learning... well, hallowed so long as his much despised father/Principal was not in evidence. Shaking his head a little to clear it, Tatewaki Kunou peered through the gloom of dawn, determined to use the powers he had spent the previous night studying to free the Pig-tailed girl. It had been obivous from a even a quick examination of Saotomes perverted manual that the submission points had been used on the Pig-tailed girl to make her so subserviant to the foul sorceror.
Smirking to himself The Blue Thunder of Heaven's Divine Justice considered his plan as he let out a mighty yawn. He had spent the night, until 2:00AM, learning the submission points and as soon as the Pig-tailed girl appeared, he would challenge her, use the points - thus breaking Saotomes use of them - and then he would hie her off to the Kunou mansion where he could... examine her... completely... to find out how throughly Saotome had used her of course. Admittedly he should probably test her... a little... to see what horrible perversions had been forced upon her... and his attentions would welcome caresses after Saotomes foul gropings.. of course it could be no other way!
Laughing madly between yawns, he drew odd glances from the other students who were slowly starting to appear. Murmurred comments floated around him as he dwelled on the totality of his victory and the 'freedom' he would bring the Pig-tailed girl.
"What's up with Kunou-Sempai?"
"Why is he here so early? Classes don't start for an hour, and the Kendo club NEVER meets before school?"
"His eyes look awful, so, so... grey and baggy... do you think he's ill?"
"Nah. Listen to him ranting under his breath. It's some scheme to get Saotome."
Finally Kunou Tatewaki, The Blue Thunder, stirred as he heard the sweet dulcet tones of Tendo Akane bereating... the heavens were with him! The Pig-tailed girl walked at her side, wet again for some reason, and her silky voice rang out as she denied Akane's charges... something to do with the chinese wench... but no matter. It was time to bring her freedom. Stepping forward with a yell,
"Pig-Tailed Girl! I bring you freedom!"
Tatewaki dropped his Bokken and angled his fingers to hit the submission points that would grant a new life to his goddess.
Time seemed to slow and blur for Tatewaki as he reached out to 'touch' his goddess, only to suddenly feel the earth shake beneath him, then move in an unusual fashion. The sudden impact with the wall briefly allowed clarity to show him his error.
"Saotome... you fiend... to place a ward against goodness on the Pig-tailed girl..."
Alas, then the darkness of oblivion claimed him.
A short distance away Onna-Ranma lowered her leg from the kick that had sent Kunou-Sempai flying into the wall and looked puzzled, an expression mirrored by Tendo Akane.
"That was... different... a little anyway", stated the youngest Tendo, "Normally he doesn't drop his bokken just to try and grope us."
"Yeah", agreed Ranma, "and that rush was odd. It was an attack, but I've never seen Sempai use anything like it before. Almost looked like a pressure point style, except he was holding his hands wrong."
"Well", said Akane with a shrug, "he isn't very good with kempo. Come on, we need to get to class. Don't you dare let Kunou-sempai make us late."
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