Long ago during the Silver Millennium, Luna was the personal advisor to Queen Serenity herself. Luna was use to negotiating with many different people with a wide variety of temperaments. So she quickly and efficiently went into her carefully prepared speech, explaining to Usagi how important she was to the future of the world and how it was necessary for her to find the Moon Princess.
So, no...having the barrel of a large caliber gun pointed at her cute kitty head didn't bother her in the least. No...not at all.
Right...
Luna finished her explanation and stood still (or as still as her trembling body could) as she looked up at Usagi. The young blonde looked at the black for a few tense minutes before she lowered her Cobra Commander.
(Cobra Commander: "COOOOOOBRAAAAAA!!") (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
"All right. I believe you." Usagi Saeba finally said.
Luna sighed as she practically collapsed. "Thank goodness!" she muttered before continuing "Good. Now, we need prepare you for your battles."
"All right." Usagi said with a distance look in her eyes. "First, well need some ammo. Lots of ammo. Perhaps some sawed off shotguns, some AK-47's, and I think I can get ahold of several Uzis. Then there's the C-4. Or maybe some Cemtex. Hum...which do you think would be better?"
With a sweat drop growing behind her head, Luna replied "Um...no. All you'll need is this." With a fancy back flip, Luna caused a broach to appear on the floor. "By raising this broach into the air and saying Moon Prism Makeup, you'll be transformed into the Sailor Suited Solder of Justice; Sailor Moon!"
Picking the broach up carefully, Usagi looked at it skeptically. "Right..." she drawled. "Why not. If this doesn't pan out I still have those AK-47's dad has out in the garage."
"MOON PRISM MAKEUP!"
Luna watched intently as the flows of magic engulfed Usagi like great white wings. After a moment, the new Sailor Moon appeared and Luna ran through a mental check list of her uniform.
Tiara...check
Sefuku...check
Ribbons...check
Elbow Length Gloves...check
Knee High Boots...check
Big F#&*ing Gun strapped to her leg...check
Wait...Big F#&*ing Gun?!?!?
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