[Episode 60039] [Episode 60039]Wheras wild, passionate sex with a young beautiful girl has always had its many advantages, there was always a single disadvantage amongst them. At the moment, Ranma couldn’t think of a single one as he lay breathless over Asuka, basking with her in the afterglow of their actions. Otherwise he might have noticed, while in the throws of passion, the guest-room door had silently slid open a few inches. Just enough for two faces to peek into the room before it was just as quickly and silently closed again.
"You know what this means, Tendo?"
"Yes."
"We'll have to use that plan."
"Yes."
"Have all preparations been taken care of?"
"Yes, we are ready. It's hard to imagine Saotome. After all our efforts, that we must resort to this."
"I agree, old friend. But you know what might happen if we don't follow through."
"Yes, Saotome, I do know."
"Um...Are you going to pull out anytime soon?"
"Huh? Oh! Sorry, are you getting uncomfortable?"
"Uh, no...You can stay there if you like. I'm...good. You?"
"...I'm good..."
"Quick, Tendo!" Genma Saotome’s voice rang from the kitchen. "We haven't a moment to waste!" He turned back to the refrigerator and continued to toss as much food as he could fit into the duffel bag he carried with him.
"I know, Saotome, I know!" The Tendo patriarch entered the kitchen carrying two large camping bags, complete with tents and sleeping bags. "Do you have everything?"
"Yes." Genma turned to look his longtime friend in the eye as he zipped the duffel bag closed. "Ready, old friend?"
"I am ready, Saotome. I only wish this wasn't necessary."
"So do I, Tendo. But I'm sure you remember what happened to us in that 'New Tomboy' timeline. And I only wish I could forget that more recent Tuna Casserole incident." The two martial artists shuddered as thunder clashed and lightning flashed in the background.
"Bygirlswheregoingonatrainingtripandwewontbebackforafewmonthsdontworryaboutuswewillbefine!"
"What was that all about?" queried Nabiki, as she gazed in the direction the two men had just left from her position in front of the living room TV.
"I don't know," Akane answered, "But judging from all those bumps and moans we heard earlier, I don't think I'm going to like it."
Asuka's eyes suddenly shot back open.
"Wait a second, I just had sex with Ranma Saotome!"
"Uh...yeah, that's me. So?"
"SO?! You just came inside me! Don’t you remember what happens in these kinds of stories when you do things like that, in a story like this?!"
"What do you mean, 'don't I know what happens'?" he asked, confused. "Of course I know...what......Oooooohhhhhhh..."
"Bingo," Asuka replied with an amused smirk on her face.
"So, uh, what are we gonna do?"
"Well, there's no way to tell immediately, of course. But considering how those boring writers think, I'm almost infallibly pregnant..."
"But anyway..."
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