Ranma's Seeing Spots [Episode 609]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

Turning her over onto her back, Ranma checked her for a pulse, he found one, but it was weak.

Taking a moment, Ranma thought back to what he learned about CPR from Health class. He remembered how the teacher had paired him off with Akane, and she ended up fracturing his ribs when she pounded down on his chest.

Taking a deep breath, Ranma closed the cheetah-woman's nose and put his mouth over hers, breathing air into her. He then placed his hands over her sternum and puched down gently, trying to get her to start breathing. "Breath damn it!" Ranma screamed.

Ranma then took another deep breath. Ranma then closed the cheetah-woman's nose with his hand again and put his mouth over hers, breathing air into her. Only this time Ranma had cheetah-woman wrap her arms around ima nd turn it into a kiss. "THE HELL???" Ranma thought, thoroughly shocked.

Opening her eyes slowly, the cheetah-woman smiled. "Good morning Mufin..." Her eyes now fully open, the cheetah-woman punched Ranma in the face, and sent him flying off of her. "YOU AREN'T STRYYP! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY HUSBAND?"

"H, husband?" Ranma, (now with a black eye) asked of the cheetah-woman walking towards him, cracking her knuckles. "Is there a cheetah-man walking around?"

Stopping her slow walk, the woman looked at the obviously puzzled Ranma. "You don't know what I'm talking about do you?"

Shaking his head Ranma ansered, "Nope. Listen, I'm Ranma Saotome. And personally, I'm not even sure how I got here!"

Blinking twice, the cheetah-woman responded, "I am Britanny Diggers."

"Okay... Britanny, can I ask a question?" Ranma asked in a hesitant voice.

Nodding her head, Britanny asked, "What is it?"

"Well... What ARE YOU!?" Ranma asked. "I mean, I've NEVER seen anyone that looked like you!"

"I'm one of the last werecheetahs." Britanny rsponded nonchalantly.

Noding his head slowly to that Ranma continued. "Okay... Well Britanny, I'm not sure what happened with your husand, but do you know where we are?"

Britanny groaned. "This is anoher archaeological dig of my sister's. This is..."

• "The ruins of the Tomb of the Spider Monkies of Agentina. Those evil little monkies are everywhere!!!"
• "The Paradise Lost in Antarctica. Oh, be careful of Dinosaurs, that's how I got seperated from my group."
• "The ruins of Civ Alpha. I can't believe Gina wanted to go back here to find the Phantom Ring..."
• "Uhm Di Turrok. 'The Halls of the Extremely Dead'. I can't believe Muffin wanted to go back here! This is all Gina's fault, I'm sure of it"
• "My sister Brianna's closet. We've been looking for a friend of ours named Genn, whom got lost in here a week ago."
• "... Er... Damn it! What is it Gina called his place again?"

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(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)

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