Nali blinked and turned to look at him, "Ah, Thropan, what brings you here?"
He shrugged, "I was just wondering if you knew where Onoli or Raphiel are at?"
"Nope, sorry, why didn't you go to your headquarters?"
"It was closer to come here."
Nali groaned a bit as Thropan chuckled, "Besides, it gives me the chance to tell you some interesting news."
"Oh? What?"
"It seems that Sheila has just gotten engaged."
Nali blinked, "Really? Well, good for her then."
Thropan nodded, "Yeah, however, there's something more."
"Oh? What?"
Thropan smirked, "Wanna throw a party for Sheila?"
"Why?"
Thropan shrugged, "Why not? I already cleared it with Dragen, just a little party to congradulate her on getting engaged and meeting the guy, if he comes here that is."
Nali blinked, "Wait. You mean to tell me that you don't even know if the guy is coming to Jade?"
"Nope! Sorry."
Nali shook her head, "Sure, why not? Um, do you even know WHO she got engaged to?"
Thropan chuckled, "Nope. All I know is that she got engaged."
Nali rubbed her forehead, "Alright. I'll help you out."
Thropan nodded, "Thanks."
********
Back on Earth. . .
Sheila helped Ranma up by holding one of his arms over her shoulders. She looked at him, concern showing in her eyes, "Ranchan, you okay?"
Ranma nodded, albiet a bit tiredly, "Yeah Shechan, just tired. That last move hurt!"
Gar was holding Julia up as he kept one of her arms over his shoulders, he looked at Ranma with a new found respect, "I would think so, it's one of Master Julia's best techniques."
Ranma chuckled and nodded. Nabiki looked at the two and shook her head, "Just what the hell did you two use on each other there at the end?"
Julia chuckled, "Two moves which we should never use."
Ranma nodded, "Yeah."
Nodoka looked at Ranma, "Son, wasn't that the Hako Dato Shin Sho technique that my husband created years ago?"
Ranma grinned, "Kinda. It's a modification of that move, but yeah."
Nabiki blinked, "Poision Snake Deep Blow hole?"
Ranma smirked, "Originally the move was designed to rip a person's heart out, I developed a less letal version of it."
Sheila shook her head at that and looked at Julia, "Mrs. Diggers, wasn't your move the Master Blow?"
Julia nodded, though she was sore and tired, small movements weren't too hard for her to do. "Yeah, I guess I wanted to win so badly that I used a move that was a bit too strong."
Ranma chuckled, "S'ok. I know how that goes."
Gar looked at Nodoka, "Mrs. Saotome, I hate to be rude, but can we please head back to your house for a bit so that these two may rest up a bit?"
Nodoka smiled at him, "Of course."
"Hmm, so you don't want to hear what I've got to say?"
Everyone turned to the side and saw Genma, Soun and Happosai. Ranma groaned, "Great it's the ole' pervert."
Happosai shook his head, "That's a fine way to talk to the Grandmaster of Anything Goes Ranma."
Julia blinked and muttered, "Sounds like Master Leep."
Happosai looked at her, "Did you say Leep?" Julia nodded and Happosai smiled, "So, you know my son huh?"
Ranma and Nabiki paled.
Sheila for her part looked a bit nervous. She had never met Leep or Happosai personally, but had heard enough stories about both to tell her that she didn't want to meet either of them.
Nabiki cried out, "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!"
"Good Lord! The Old Freak breeded?!"
Tirga looked at them, "It can't be that bad can it?"
Sheila shook her head, "I've never met this guy personally, until now, but from what I've heard, he makes you look like a monk Tirga."
Brianna blinked, "It can't be that bad."
Ranma shook his head, "You don't know the freak then." He looked at Genma and Soun, "So what are you two doing here? Going to try and force me to do what you want?"
Genma was about to open his mouth, but seeing a glare from Happosai and Nodoka caused him to use what little brain-cells that he had and he shutup. Soun, however, spoke, but he chose his words carefully, "Well, I admit it is tempting to drag you to the alter and make you marry Akane, but we're here for another purpose right now. Um, Master, you can take over right now." Soun gulped as he saw several angry glares in his direction.
Happosai nodded, "Right, and before I begin," He turned to Brianna and held up a gray pair of silken underwear, he then rubbed it to his face. "I gotta say, I like your silken bra and panties."
Brianna stared wide-eyed at him, she knew she wouldn't like it, but she lifted up the shoulder strap of her shirt a bit and saw that, yep, she didn't have her bra on anymore. She turned to Happosai, let go of her shirt, grabbed her underwear and started stomping on the ancient pervert for stealing her underwear.
Nabiki smirked and turned to Tirga, "You were saying?"
Tirga just nodded, Gar and Julia just stared wide-eyed at the specticle of Brianna stomping on Happosai. Sheila and Ranma just shook their heads. Soun smiled as he watched Brianna beat up on Happosai, he even started giving her pointers as she stomped on his master. Nodoka raised an eyebrow at Genma, who just whistled innocently.
After a few moments Brianna stopped and was panting fairly hard, causing her chest to bounce in interesting ways. Tirga watched intently, Gar, Soun and Genma watched a bit, but Genma turned away as Nodoka glared at him. Soun did as well, he felt as if he was betraying his wife when he looked. Ranma just rolled his eyes and mumbled to himself, "I've seen better." Sheila looked at him and he whispered to her, "Yours are bigger and better." Sheila just blushed at that.
Brianna wrapped her arms over her breasts, "God! I feel violated!"
Nabiki shook her head, "You haven't been violated until Happosai decides to give you a hug."
Brianna shuddered at that. Ranma looked at Sheila, "If he touches you, he's dead." Sheila nodded and smiled at that fact.
Happosai groaned as he got up, "Ouch."
Gar blinked his eyes in shock, "He got up that quickly?"
Nodoka looked at him, "I've seen Happosai get ran over by a car, six times over and get right back up without a scratch on him."
Gar, Julia and Tirga goggled at that, Brianna was still glaring at Happosai, who just shook his head and got back up, "Anyway, there's a reason that I'm hear Ranma."
Ranma sighed, "What is it?"
Happosai stood up and reached into his purple Gi and pulled out a scroll, "This is for you."
Ranma blinked and took it, he was about to open it, but then asked, "This isn't a bomb or something like that is it?"
Happosai shook his head, "Nahh. It's your teaching license."
Ranma just stared at him in shock, as did Nabiki, Nodoka and Sheila. Genma and Soun had an idea that Happosai would do that and weren't too surprised. "This means that you consider me to be. . ."
"A Master of Anything Goes? Yes."
Ranma looked at the scroll and then at Happosai, "I don't know what to say. Well, yeah I do, and I can't believe I'm saying it, but thanks."
Happosai waved it off, "Don't worry about it. Besides, you'll really thank me after you see what's on that scroll. Well, I'm going to go on some rounds. Genma! Soun! Let's go!"
With that Happosai bounded off, Soun followed him, but Nodoka grabbed Genma's ear, before he could get anywhere, "Dear, you're staying home tonight and I don't want to hear any guff about it."
Genma nodded absently, "Sure Nochan."
Nabiki looked at them all, "So how about we all head over to Auntie's house?" Everyone nodded and made their way back to the Saotome household.
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